This lovely XI was signed straight after a takeover and shows that new owners don't find defensive signings sexy.
"He's 30, he relies on sharpness, being a quick dribbler. We all know after 30 it's downhill."
James Milner is joint-seventh on this list, so has some catching up to do. Who scores plenty, but never 10?
We miss Damien Duff. What a bloody player he was. And he almost ended up at Manchester United.
Just call him the Irish Willian. Damien Duff almost joined Liverpool and Tottenham, but Chelsea won the fight.
"I should have stayed. Chelsea is the only club where I was in pieces when I was leaving."