"'I wish I could still play football and play now for Tottenham because this stadium is amazing'."
And that is a £91m investment Manchester United would be delighted with. But where is Messi off to?
Michael Owen might not be the greatest of friends with Alan Shearer or David Beckham, but he's not stupid.
Steven Gerrard is 'genuinely one of the best England players to have lived', reckons Michael Owen.
Michael Owen says he still holds "some resentment" over David Beckham's sending off in 1998.
There have been 135 Spaniards in the PL since its inception. Just ten Englishmen have played in La Liga in the same period...
Former England and Manchester United midfielder David Beckham has bought a stake in Salford City.
Jadon Sancho has been capped for England while playing abroad. It's been done before...
Inter Miami CF. Inter Miami. Inter. Miami. For f*** sake, Becks. You've bloody messed it all up.
David Beckham knows plenty about being the England scapegoat. He can't understand why it's Sterling this time.
Eithers Becks is going to Ikea, or Zlatan is dining on fish and chips at Wembley. Banter.
David Beckham wants "the big boss" Zinedine Zidane to "please beat Liverpool, please!"
Sexual icon, fashion icon and sporting icon, yet still with whiff of boy next door. The sportsman of our times?
The debate is raging over whether David Beckham was any good when the ball was in play...
Former Manchester United striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic has described his move to LA Galaxy as "destiny".
David Beckham "always expected" Phil, not Gary, to thrive as a coach. Although both "were very intelligent".
Jack Wilshere isn't the first player to be skewered by Roy Keane. But he can be complimentary too...
Michael Owen has kindly ranked De Bruyne, Scholes, Giggs and Beckham in terms of passing ability.
"I wouldn't be surprised if the two in Spain - Messi and Ronaldo - if one of them didn't end up with David."
David Beckham's thoughts on Man United signing Sanchez? "I still can't believe it's happened, to be honest."
With some lovely footage, see what Utd's No.7 has to live up to before Owen, Di Maria, and Depay spoiled it.
Wayne Rooney against West Ham or David Beckham at Wimbledon? Robbie Savage votes Rooney.
Alexis Sanchez is reeling from Chile's World Cup failure, but Wenger expects him to get over it...
Is this childish? Yes. Were they children? Yes. So is it really funny? Yes...
Gary Neville admits that he was "relieved" for David Beckham and United when the player left.
"De Bruyne reminds me of him a lot," says Neville of David Beckham. High praise...
David Beckham wants to re-unite with Cristiano. What a love story that would be...
Some inspiration for Alexis Sanchez, in case he wants to run down his contract
Ever wondered what England, France, Spain and Brazil's most expensive XIs are? No? Well this is awkward.
We have a new outright leader. The Europa was Zlatan's 33rd trophy; he doesn't make the top five here.
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