There is absolutely no hint that Man Utd want Sergio Romero back. But the mere suggestion it would be a good idea is utterly bizarre...
The Man Utd dressing room will decide whether Harry Maguire remains captain or not next season, according to reports...
“It would be deserved because there’s an argument that Harry Maguire might not even start next season."
Fomer Arsenal midfielder Paul Merson thinks only four Man Utd players "deserved more than a five out of ten for the season".
"They have been the most consistent and best players in the squad from our season this time around.”
"The people who don't want to stay, just go." Meow.
"It will always have been a tough season for us, but I am very proud of my season, to be honest."
Souness believes just two Man United players will end this season with any credit, and has no idea where Ten Hag should start...
"It's the number of games under his belt, if the manager decides to make him club captain, he'll do a great job."
Roy Keane outlines what Man Utd need to change if they are to be successful including goalkeeper David de Gea.
If a goalkeeper can't play out from the back they are not likely to excel at a top club...
Ten Hag is worried about the player's 'suitability for his system'...
"Of course, now the focus on Arsenal, it's a final [for us], we have to take the three points."
"Until the last second it was very stressful."
"They were tired but they had more desire than us, that is not acceptable. Very sad to lose today."
“There are too many years without any trophies, even without fighting for trophies."
David De Gea couldn't be faulted for Spurs' goals but leaving his line once in a while might help his rating...
De Gea has urged United to give the pair "space".
David De Gea overtook Peter Schmeichel to break into the top 10 keepers with the most clean sheets in the Premier League.
"He has been an important player for us, still very young and has scored important goals for us."
"I was born in Madrid, but at the end of the day, it’s just a city. Now I feel as if I’m from Manchester."
One Liverpool player and a couple of Man City men also make our most-improved XI.
"That tells me Manchester United are nowhere near where they should be."
“It’s going to be a tough game, especially away against Leeds: good team, difficult team, different team."
Glenn Hoddle thinks a Man Utd player was at fault for Southampton's equaliser...
“What on earth he's going with his feet for at that angle - I do not understand that."
"I think someone has put a curse on us or something. The truth is I don't know what's going on, I really don't."
If it weren't for David De Gea, Man Utd might have conceded at least seven extra goals this season. Only Wolves' keeper pushes him close...
"It's very intense, every training session, every moment with him [Rangnick] is intense."
"The first thing, you'd walk into the club pull them two and say 'I've been really critical – prove me wrong'."