How could you not love Francesco Totti? A beautiful man and a beautiful footballer...
Has a player's reputation ever gone before them so much and so early than it did with Joe Cole?
Gianluigi Buffon was - and still is - a mixture of icy veins and red hot passion. And Johnny loves him.
Football has become all about athleticism and too little about artistry. Get Dimitar Berbatov back in.
James Milner will buttock you off the ball and look brilliant doing it. He is the jack of no trades and master of most.
Gianfranco Zola arrived at a very different England as a 30-year-old, and won each of us over instantly.
Gabriel Batistuta was a remarkable player. He ensured the ball stayed hit and even pulled off a head band.
You could put peak Jimmy Greaves into the modern game and he'd excel. What a wonderful player he was.
Andrea Pirlo embodies something so many of us admire and is effortlessly sexy doing it. Ooft.
Ronaldo was an average Joe with silly hair and dodgy knees. He was also one of the greatest ever.
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