It's a term used by those who look down on that mid-table. But there's nothing mediocre about those teams...
Who gives a sh*t if you're top of the league when you don't rank anywhere in the top five of some arbitrary stats?
We're bored with betting companies on shirts. Here's 20 better suggestions. Well, 19...
A delicate combination of Edu, Denis Suarez and Raul Sanllehi has left Sven Mislintat on the Arsenal brink.
It turns out that Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is the second coming of the actual Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
If he won't pay for transfers out of his own money, Rafa Benitez can still help out with packed lunches.
You can't convince Pete Goldstein that the game of the weekend is at Wembley and not Turf Moor...
Football can unite to oust the Oystons and prevent the damage at Bloomfield Road from happening to any other club.
"I mimicked the Basil Fawlty salute as a mere jocular acknowledgement of the crowd's banter."
Turns out that Liverpool sign loads of players from Southampton. And Man United spend all their money on Everton.
For once, Tottenham aren't on this list. We've finally got the message, Mauricio. You don't listen to us.
Harry the Hornet appears in two of these, so you know it's going to be good.
This is very much a game for wingers. Which full-backs will be exposed? We have questions.
It's open! Which position does every Premier League club need to strengthen?
Sure, Premier League games are fun, but what about the hours beforehand? This is an absorbing read...
With the January transfer window positively upon us, let's take a look at every club's best winter move.
Which side has been top of the Premier League table for the longest cumulative time without ever winning it?
Caption this indeed. Man United get two, Palace get two and Watford get two. Lovely job.
Over 10% of the Premier League season is packed into the next 12 days. Ace. Here's what's what.
Football fans in Spain, Germany and England have had enough. The pay-TV tide is turning.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer will do well to match the caretaker managerial stint of Glenn Roeder.
George Clooney, melons, bird flu, omelettes and voyeurs; we take a look at the 20 best quotes of Jose Mourinho.
Man United have sacked Jose Mourinho. So what happens next? Let's try and take lessons from history...
Liverpool bloody love signing a relegated player. Hey, even Man United and Chelsea have done it before.
They were supposed to be The Side That Doesn't Belong. How have Cardiff City thrived?
In one fell swoop, Liverpool traded a solid but error-prone goalkeeper for one of the best in the world right now.
It already looks like three from seven. Here's why they should be optimistic. And why they should sh*tting themselves...
On 11 occasions, the team with the longest unbeaten start has won the Premier League title. Liverpool next?
Peter Goldstein looked at nine Premier League mis-match-ups this glorious midweek...
The festive fixtures period is upon us. Which forgotten players will come in from the cold for their Premier League clubs?
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