13 Englishmen make our young players of the season list. The future is bright.
Bashambauer, the bargain of the season and a savvy whippersnapper...
There is no room for Jadon Sancho is an XI so gloriously 90s in all the right places.
The overlooked Premier League stars who have a right to feel hard done by.
Rio Ferdinand is a Premier League club's current record signing again. Man Utd have the second-oldest.
Arsenal come so close. Manchester City have literally cracked it. But Everton and Liverpool lead the way.
Actually, scratch that. We had to make it six. It turns out that Liverpool are actually pretty good.
This should probably have been done before Liverpool got rid of Dejan Lovren and Adam Lallana. Balls.
Some are obvious. Most, in fact. But Manchester City should move on from one of their greatest players.
If Manchester City are going to catch Liverpool, Guardiola would be advised to make these five players key.
Iker Casillas is not alone in calling time on an illustrious career this summer.
Arsenal are on the right track, but there is work to do. These five players should be at the centre of it all.
Reports suggest Arsenal have nine players up for sale. Either way, Arteta knows these five have to go.
From "basic" Sheffield United to eating opponent's noses, these are some of the memorable quotes of the season.
Newcastle signed a £40m striker and still had Shelvey as their top scorer. These five teams did worse.
Tottenham could go places under Jose Mourinho. Quite where is uncertain. But it should be without this lot.
Tottenham have a wonky, lopsided squad of mixed quality. But this looks like a decent spine.
Chelsea's team will look completely different next season, but Lampard can rely on these guys.
Lampard's got to clear the decks for new arrivals. He can start with this lot.
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is it? Jesus. Those algorithms are a little bizarre...
Manchester United have two-thirds of a title-winning midfield. The foundations are in place.
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer must be ruthless at Man United this summer. That means putting out Phil Jones.
Gabriel Jesus has had a mare. He should head the Premier League top scorers list...
Four of the 29 managed Watford. And none of those four make the top ten...
Liverpool have signed a relegated Premier League player in each of the last five years. Same again?
Who takes home the Somen Tchoyi Award For Hat-Trick Scorer You Definitely Forgot Award, then?
We're usually bad, but Christ this was awful. Predicting stuff is really, really hard.
There's a clear winner as Liverpool squeeze into the top three of our expectation table.
Liverpool now face a challenge to produce three extraordinary seasons in a row.
There's an awful lot of Real Madrid on this list but Man United also make a bleak appearance.
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