A Man City double-denim offering showed the dangers of FFP - Fashion Faux Pas - in football. Liverpool, be warned.
Enough about what Liverpool can do in this brilliant season. What about what's already beyond them? Bloody Chelsea...
Liverpool need a few more wins and points and stuff. But what about longest unbeaten run as a player?
There's a curious contradiction when it comes to football tourism in and out of England. Either way, it has its place.
Wrap them in cotton wool. Here are the Premier League players each club can ill afford to lose this season...
Lampard's denial is costing Chelsea far more than the excuses he claims not to be making...
Premxit should be embraced by the Football League, not feared. It's a chance for the sport to rediscover its soul.
*Of course* Liverpool bringing Steven Gerrard back to get a Premier League winner's medal is a thing. Sake.
Abdoulaye Doucoure is the player Man United hoped Paul Pogba would become. Everyone should want him.
Mesut Ozil just isn't compatible with Arsenal. And Andreas Pereira plays an unfathomable amount.
2018 was never the year to trial an early transfer window closure. The Premier League needs Europe to join in, too...
Bournemouth forwards dominate this XI but there is a very expensive keeper between the sticks.
Liverpool, Arsenal, Manchester United, Manchester City and Chelsea all have teenagers copying club heroes.
One week, 11 names and a bafflingly hilarious search for a striker. Oh, Man United...
By our reckoning, eight of 20 teams have solved - or are close to solving - their problems.
From least farcical to most shambolic, here are Ed Woodward's 14 transfer windows...
As the January transfer window stutters to a halt, here are five release clauses that your club should consider.
Transfers are a tricky business. While some clubs have a 'triangle of power' in charge, others are West Ham.
Man Utd playing on a pitch bumpier than their season is a recipe for FA Cup fourth-round disaster.
Chelsea are somehow six points clear in fourth, but it's far from hunky-dory at the Bridge...
Liverpool are barely even in the conversation. Unlike the Manchester clubs and, erm, Brighton. Wait, Brighton?
Jadon Sancho was the firts player in Europe to record a double-double, but he's only seventh for total goal contributions...
A couple of these loans signings thought it was a wind-up when United asked to borrow them...
Liverpool probably won't break the record for fewest goals conceded. But most home wins? Oh yes.
This feature includes two managers in the play-offs and another couple just a point outside. Ouch.
Four Premier League teams feature, with Man Utd rising from 20th to ninth. Are they fixed in attack?
The best minutes-per-goal ratios in the history of the Premier League. Aguero is a class apart.
Do you want to 'smell like LINGZ'? Or have the number 14 on a grey hoodie? Or "be yourself"?
There have been some quite hilarious January transfer window deals over down the years. Hilariously bad.
Mental health is an issue most of us battle with on a daily basis, not just one week every year. Let's effect change.
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