Phil and Gary Neville actually wrote a diary 23 years ago. This is only the second-ever recorded review.
Chris Kamara has not read his own book but the Football Book Club people have. It's unbelievable.
The best, the worst and the filthiest of football autobiographies according to the Football Book Club.
David Seaman wrote a book that is dull even by football autobiography standards. Who would have thunk it?
Matt Le Tissier is a man with terrible taste in music and food. His book is quite something.
Alex Morgan has made four 30-something Brits believe they can get into Stanford. With a book.
Hashtag United? Makes you want to punch the screen, right? Well, listen to Spencer FC...
Memphis Depay wants to be a rapper. Or an actor. Or a kitchen designer. Football is about sixth.
It's less sexy than it sounds, though Andy Gray does like to get his kit off. Well, his socks.