Matt Smith is a consummate professional, flexible, masterful and unflappable. So where's the big gig?
Someone has finally wrestled the crown from atop 5 live's bonce. Johnny Nic reviews the week.
Wrighty's shirts, McCoist excellence, wonderful Upson, Aluko and Scott and Mel and Sue. But who won?
Johnny Nic analyses the battle being waged on TV and the wireless. It was an impressive start from almost all concerned...
While we still yearn for Des Lynam, BBC have assembled quite the team for this summer's World Cup.
Johnny Nic takes a look at ITV's punditry team and hopes for the 2018 World Cup. Gwon, Keano.
Johnny Nic praises the rise of the journalist-broadcaster, and mourns the fall of Sky Sports.
Johnny Nic has found proof that you don't have to sacrifice being a good guy to get ahead. It's Smudge.
Motty is delivering his final live BBC commentary this weekend. Read all about the voice and the coat...
He is the creme de la creme of sports presenting, versatile and insightful. We love him...
You would struggle to recognise his face but you know his voice...he's the kind commentator with sincerity.
Still in his early days of punditry, but did you ever think that Lampard wouldn't be a consummate pro?
You won't find anyone with a bad word to say about Kelly Cates. Consummate professional and everywoman...
Here begins the campaign to get Ally McCoist on our screens more often. Is he ever not smiling?
Although not everyone's cup of tea, Jake Humphrey has a big fan in Johnny. He's Mr Reliable.
He keeps calm every week with someone shouting in one ear and Merse in the other. It's Jeff, Jeff.
Here's to Mike Ingham, BBC legend, and the oil poured on Alan Green's troubled waters.
He's grumpy and makes Dad jokes like no other, but Mark Lawrenson deserves all of our love.
A safe pair of hands, but Dixon is actually more than that. Erudite, intelligent and sensible...
Martin Tyler has been the voice of Sky Sports for many years, and hopefully many more to come. AND IT'S LIVE.
A wonderful commentator who sadly passed away far too soon. Tony Gubba, we salute you...
Forget the gaffes, for they obfuscate the real Kammy: likeable, respected and versatile...
From his numerous kidnappings, to being shot and left in a coma, to scoring all the goals. It's Roy Race.
It was so far ahead of the curve that everyone else didn't even know there was a curve. Here's to WSC...
The voice of football radio commentary for three decades, and a poet in his own right: "...and the sun shines now"
An absolute game changer in the world of punditry, and we have Nev and Carra to thank for it.
A wonderful player, and a fine pundit who is pretty much wanted by all. Everyone loves Wrighty.
A staple of English sporting culture, but not in a brash or obvious way. Denno is life...
He's a thinker and a cogitator, a pundit who wants to do things a little differently. It's Pat Nevin
A wonderful player, an excellent manager, a delightful co-commentator, and a brilliant man.
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