
Football people on TV: Joey Barton
This week it’s the gentleman footballer, analyst and co-commentator: Joseph Barton.
This week it’s the gentleman footballer, analyst and co-commentator: Joseph Barton.
We are hypnotised by the original PFM. He’s happy to ask himself rhetorical questions in the third person.
This week John Nicholson is a bit frightened of Danny Mills’ stare and wishes he spoke proper Norwich.
He might be vanilla, but he’s a top-quality vanilla. And vanilla is lovely. Does he own a denim cap?
This week John Nicholson turns his widescreen plasma eyes on Ian Wright’s carer. But is she a PFW?
On BT Sport’s European Football Show, James Horncastle is preaching to the converted. John Nicholson is one of them
John Nicholson flicks his elbows up and down and makes that funny oi-oi noise Londoners of a certain breed make. He’s watching Tony Gale.
John Hartson: A PFM and no mistake, but it’s impossible not to love and respect his resilience and recovery
John Nicholson watches TC on the TV and wonders how many pints of Reidy’s super glue and creosote best bitter he could drink.
Is there a Scottish bloke doing co-comms on Sky? That’s probably yer man doin’ fitba on the teevee, pal
John Nicholson watches Martin Keown on the TV and wonders if he’s ever mistaken for a 1948 pig farmer.
John Nicholson eyes his TV suspiciously as it appears to have evolved independent thought and is doing things he’s sure he never asked it to do. While…
For me, I’ll tell you what, oh my days, there’s something quite likeable about Danny Murphy – even if he has the sunken eyes of a man with a lot ...
The pundit who is most likely to wear a cape with a satin lining, it’s David James…
John Nicholson’s attention focuses on Owen Hargreaves, the Geography supply teacher of the punditry world. Can you remember anything he said? Does he exist?