You could get at the Welsh defence but then you'd have to beat Big Nev. And that midfield...
Crouch also claims Bale nearly joined Nottingham Forest for just £2million.
Bale reportedly earns £650,000-per-week at the Bernabeu.
Gareth Bale's agent Jonathan Barnett says he does not think his client will ever return to Tottenham.
Despite the links being labelled 'crap', it turns out Spurs were in for Gareth Bale this week...
Man Utd are clearly not content with having only one club resist their transfer overtures. And Spurs have plans.
Gareth Bale left Spurs in the summer of 2013 for a reported fee at the time of €91m (£77m).
Levy wants Bale but won't pay over the odds.
Manchester United and Bale's former club Tottenham have both been suggested as possible destinations.
Lampard admits Chelsea are looking for an Eden Hazard replacement.
There has been speculation over the last year that Bale could be moving back to the Premier League.
Zinedine Zidane says he won't follow Ryan Giggs' lead over Gareth Bale. And Eden Hazard is crocked.
Bale's agent insists his departure is not guaranteed, but he's "not ecstatic".
"I hope this doesn't carry on for the rest of the season," said Zizou after Bale was booed by Real fans...
Gareth Bale has played four times for Wales since his last appearance for Real Madrid on October 5.
Jose Mourinho has no money but also all of the money to spend in January. His summer plans are rather more interesting.
Gareth Bale is not blameless. But Real Madrid have never accepted him, so what do they expect?
Bale provided his critics with more ammunition after Wales' 2-0 home victory over Hungary on Tuesday.
PSG are ready to replace Edinson Cavani with a Liverpool star, while Gareth Bale could join Man Utd in January...
Is McClean really the only person in football who has an issue with wearing a poppy? Those fascists have worn us down.
This morning's Gossip is brought to you from three months ago...
"We're working on his style of play," says Gareth Bale in response to criticism of Ryan Giggs...
Wales manager Giggs hailed Gareth Bale after the Real Madrid star kept their Euro 2020 qualification hopes alive.
Giggs is hoping James will be able to reduce some of the pressure on Bale for the national side.
Daniel Levy coined in a profit of more than £200million while buying and selling this team...
Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane is ready to put his faith in Gareth Bale as he looks set to stay at the Bernabeu.
Gareth Bale has been left out of the Real Madrid squad for their pre-season friendly with RB Salzburg.
Liverpool icon Mark Lawrenson, when not being grumpy, is backing Gareth Bale to move to Anfield.
El Confidencial published pictures of Bale on Wednesday that appeared to show him playing golf.
Bale was apparently pictured playing golf during Real Madrid's Audi Cup game with Tottenham.
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