"It looks like Arsenal have finally found a striker to replace Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang."
"I can't understand how such an ordinary team keep getting these results. It's unbearable."
“Some imagination in the January transfer window might be their only way out.”
Crooks believes Rice will be the next West Ham captain; but also says he will leave soon. Interesting...
Garth Crooks on Paul Pogba and Mo Salah is cringeworthy, while Stan Collymore thinks Chelsea are good by accident.
And you thought Garth Crooks forgetting who played for Liverpool against Tottenham was his silliest take...
Crooks claims Jurgen Klopp is "deluding himself" if he thinks Mane's anger at being taken off doesn't matter.
'This kid reminds me of a young Bryan Robson,' says Garth Crooks, who has transfer advice for Liverpool.
Analysis that never happened, in a studio that doesn't exist. Garth is still nodding as Xhaka walks off.
Bournemouth were on the wrong end of VAR decisions at Turf Moor.
Arsenal have wanted Arteta since Wenger left. So what is BREAKING? And Sheffield United are still 'basic'.
Liverpool defender Joe Gomez has been compared to England legend Bobby Moore by a pundit.
"What a wonderful note to finish on," says Garth Crooks.
Gareth Southgate has responded to accusations over the lack of a BAME coach on his England staff...
The England boss is accused of a "dereliction of duty" and kicking the issue "into the long grass."
It takes Garth Crooks to know. Why oh why is Marcus Rashford not playing? Plus, was Pogba awful v Chelsea?
“I can’t help thinking where Liverpool would be if they had a decent defence." Nor can we, Garth.
Paul Pogba can never be 'virtuous' with that hair, says old man paid rather a lot of money...
There really were a lot of silly things being said and 'written' this weekend. Drink it all in...
Liverpool must act now and replace Jurgen Klopp with Carlo Ancelotti. Garth Crooks has spoken.
Newcastle can win the title under Benitez if he is backed in the transfer market. Says Garth Crooks.
The media frots over Wayne Rooney but questions Romelu Lukaku. Plus, the flop Guus Hiddink.
Garth Crooks takes aim at Chris Hughton, Paul Pogba and Danny Welbeck. And Chris Sutton calls Rio and Carra out as 'liars'.
Garth Crooks has slammed Chelsea boss Antonio Conte for his treatment of want-away…
Garth Crooks nearly exploded with rage. Martin Keown and Alan Shearer weren't happy. It was weird.
The BBC pundit is calling for every 'self-respecting black player' in the Italian league to not play this week.
Manager of the year? Apparently it has to be Eddie Howe. Oh do behave. Plus, Deeney as DM.