Gossip: Guardiola, Ronaldo, Stones, Butland
Pep to Manchester United, Ronaldo ‘ready to return’, Stones to Arsenal, Butland to Liverpool for £17m
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Gossip: Blues, Utd want £120m teen; Moura, Gray
Chelsea and Man United chase £120m keeper, United want Lucas Moura, £30m Teixeira to Chelsea
Gossip: Messi, Guardiola, Vardy, Dembele
Man City will bag Pep and offer Messi £800k a week (or £800) to join, while Jose wants a £40m DOUBLE SWOOP
Gossip: Hummels, Bender, Townsend, Shelvey
Hummels to hand in a transfer request, Arsenal chase Bender, and Townsend and Shelvey are wanted.
Gossip: Rooney, Dembele, Cook, Carvalho
Could you imagine Wayne Rooney wanting to move to China? Also, Dembele to United.
Gossip: Ronaldo, Bale, Lanzini, Mane
Ronaldo, Bale, United, blah blah blah, Lanzini ‘honoured’ to be linked with Liverpool, Chelsea want Mane.
Gossip: Zlatan, Aubameyang, Shaw replacement
Wenger wants to almost sign Zlatan, Chelsea target striker, Man United ‘spy on’ Shaw replacement
Gossip: New Spurs deals, Zivkovic for Arsenal
‘Plans’ for Harry Kane and Dele Alli deals, Arsenal to sign the Serbian Messi, Diawara for Chelsea.
Gossip: Stones, Moyes, Sanchez, Feghouli
Stones to Barcelona, Moyes to Leeds, Sanchez deal, Feghouli to United or Chelsea
Gossip: Messi, Ronaldo, Ozil, Falcao
Messi and Ronaldo could both be headed to England, Ozil set for new deal, and Chelsea want rid of Falcao.
Gossip: Vardy, Costa, Robben, Griezmann
Chelsea want to sell Diego Costa, and Man United are scouting Jamie Vardy (or their next opposition).
Gossip: Hazard to Real, Feghouli to United
Zinedine Zidane is making eyes at the Belgian while Man United are linked with Algerian.
Gossip: Rooney, De Gea, Ronaldo…
It’s one of the most ridiculous recent editions of transfer gossip, featuring Rooney, De Gea and Ronaldo.
Gossip: Xhaka, Ritchie, Dembele, Hazard
Arsenal definitely don’t need a midfielder, but they want one. Also, Ritchie to United & Dembele to Spurs
Gossip: Lewandowski, Sane, Saponara, Musonda
Lewandowski and Sane are just some of the Bundesliga stars heading this way. It’s international week.
Gossip: Mourinho, Willian, Monk, Ibrahimovic
Jose Mourinho is to cull Chelsea’s ‘bad apples’, but Willian is set for a new deal. Also, Monk and Zlatan.
Gossip: Rodgers to replace Mourinho…
…and Liverpool to sign Alex Pato, though they probably won’t to be fair…
Gossip: Lukaku, Townsend, Ter Stegen
Everton want £45m for Lukaku, Villa, Newcastle and Sunderland chase Townsend, Liverpool want Ter Stegen.
Gossip: Ronaldo, Kiessling, Gerrard, Spurs
United dealt a ‘blow’ in their quest to re-sign Ronaldo, Liverpool want Kiessling and Spurs eye Gent pair.
Gossip: Jose Mourinho, Jorginho, Mario Gomez
Monaco make offer for Jose, Jorginho to Arsenal (again), Mario Gomez to Manchester United
Gossip: Ancelotti, Makelele, Adebayor, Tello
Carlo Ancelotti and Claude Makelele or Roberto Mancini to Chelsea, and Everton and Liverpool battle for Tello.
Gossip: Mourinho, Capello, Mahrez, Suarez
Mourinho has at least two more games, but Capello is looming. Also, Man United want Mahrez.
Gossip: Kane, Bale, Eriksen, Vardy
Bayern have entered the race for Kane, Man United still want Bale, and Spurs will offer Eriksen a new deal.
Gossip: Chelsea trio to Spain and…
Not a lot else to be honest. Let’s all just concentrate on the football…
Gossip: Kane, Gaitan, Samper, Subotic
Man Utd want to make Kane the most expensive Englishman ever, Van Gaal rivals Wenger for Barca youngster.
Gossip: Pedro, Calhanoglu, Banega, Griezmann
Pedro is unhappy at Chelsea, Leverkusen demand £29m for Calhanoglu, Man City want Banega.
Gossip: De Gea, Navas, Pirlo, Pato
The David de Gea stuff returns with a vengeance, Pirlo ain’t coming to the Prem, and West Ham want Pato.
Gossip: Mourinho, Falcao, Townsend, Alli, Anderson
Mourinho is FINISHED, two clubs are chasing Townsend, PSG want Alli, and Anderson to Man United.
Gossip: Jose, Sherwood, Vardy, Wenger, Griezmann
Mourinho is gone if Chelsea lose to Liverpool, Villa want Garde, Real target Vardy, new deal for Wenger.
Gossip: Suarez, Mane, Guardiola
Liverpool linked with shock move for Suarez (…), Pep prefers London to Manchester, Saints want £40million for Mane.