Premier League hall of shame: Christian Poulsen
Roy Hodgson might have overseen his last game ever on Sunday. Christian Poulsen was not be in the Anfield crowd.
Hall Of Shame
The Premier League Hall of Shame: 1) Ali Dia
The Premier League Hall of Shame has its inaugural inductee. And it can only be one man.
Premier League Hall of Shame: Man United’s ‘wee gamble’, Bebe
Manchester United ‘took a wee gamble on’ Bebe in summer 2010. Neither he nor they were prepared for it.
Premier League Hall of Shame: 4) Marco Boogers
Marco Boogers failed West Ham as a striker, but West Ham failed ‘barmy’ Marco Boogers as a person.
Premier League Hall of Shame: 3) William Prunier
William Prunier was terrible, right? Not quite. He was incredibly hard done by at Manchester United.
Premier League Hall of Shame: 2) Winston Bogarde
“I may be one of the worst buys in the history of the Premiership but I don’t care.” It’s Bogarde time.
Premier League Hall of Shame: West Brom
A demented-looking chicken, Tony Pulis, Adrian Chiles and a dog bandana. West Brom are weird…
Premier League hall of shame: Watford
The Pozzo ownership, Nathan Ellington, £100 whisky and Tim sodding Lovejoy. Again.
Premier League hall of shame: Tottenham
Celebratory DVDs, naughty garters, loads of booze and Richard f**king Littlejohn. It’s not all good…
Premier League Hall of Shame: Swansea City
Once the blueprint for what every club should want to be, Huw Jenkins cocked that up.
Premier League hall of shame: Sunderland
No longer clogging up the PL, but a club mismanaged to the point of farce. They don’t deserve those fans…
Premier League hall of shame: Stoke City
A club that embraced being disliked, to the point that it became a badge of honour. It’s Stoke City…
Premier League Hall of Shame: Southampton
We thought nobody hated Southampton. Then we discovered the issues of bhaexpress…
Premier League hall of shame: Middlesbrough
The ground is soulless, the worst signing abject and the celebrity fan a c***. Still, you can buy a hard hat…
Premier League hall of shame: Manchester United
The corporate shill, the selfie sticks, the porcelain-faced mascot, the Mick Hucknall…
Premier League hall of shame: Manchester City
A big club, but a *big* club? Therein lies the Man City quandary. Still, they’ll always have Jamie Pollock…
Premier League hall of shame: Liverpool
Oh boy. There is plenty to love about Liverpool, but (and there’s a lot of but)…
Premier League hall of shame: Leicester City
Lembit Opik, Ade Akinbiyi, #NoFuchsGiven, jealousy, Animals of Farthing Wood, those clappers and…
Premier League hall of shame: Hull City
Gender discrimination in tiger form, the most boring online shop yet and Sarah Beeny the dictator…
Premier League hall of shame: Everton
The People’s Club, with the mascot named after the logo of a Chinese beer brand. It’s Everton, and their toothbrushes…
Premier League hall of shame: Crystal Palace
The Fanatics, the romantically involved eagles, Itzik Zohar, the Crystals and Nigel Farage.
Premier League hall of shame: Chelsea
The entitled nouveau riche who gets up everybody’s back, with the worst of all the celebrity fans. It’s Chelsea…
Premier League hall of shame: Burnley
Burnley, with their dull kit and ever more dull club shop. Oh, and Colombian butt-lifting jeans…
Premier League hall of shame: Bournemouth
There is an explanation for the kit and the bear. Promise. The second in our emphatically not serious series…
Premier League hall of shame: Arsenal
A new series looking at the worst aspects of every PL club. It’s Gunnersaurus. It’s Piers Morgan.