
Praise be to the glorious, Klopp-slaying king of the sh*thouses…
Johnny Nic touts his Hero of the Week, Diego Simeone, as the next manager of Dirty Leeds…
Johnny Nic touts his Hero of the Week, Diego Simeone, as the next manager of Dirty Leeds…
Eoin Doyle has a classic journeyman story. But he has finally found a happy home in – for now – League Two.
Too good at his job to take centre-stage but too warm to be invisible. That’ll be Jim Rosenthal then…
Nagelsmann is the hero of the week for making Mourinho and Spurs look silly. He’s 32, wears make-up and is brilliant.
Johnny Nic is more familiar than most with his hero of the week. The Cumdog, ladies and gentlemen…
Let’s hope Ciro Immobile isn’t the latest expensive cut of meat to be ground up by the Premier League mincer.
Romelu Lukaku has been fighting the good fight his entire life. And scoring goals along the way.
Johnny’s hero of the week can only be Jack Grealish. And Aston Villa fans really do love him so…
Peter was voted Commentator of the Year at this week’s FSA awards and he’s Johnny Nic’s hero of the week…
We cling onto Marina Hyde’s work like a rubber ring in the deep end of the swimming pool of existence.
Marcus Rashford plays fast and direct. It is sensational poetry instead of boring maths.
Johnny fears for our 14-year-old marauding Viking if the Premier League has its way with him. Love you, Erling.
Johnny Nic pays tribute to a man who’ll never again have to buy a drink in north London: Mauricio Roberto Pochettino Trossero…
Most of us appear to have become complacent to the Bayern Munich hitman’s brilliance. Not our Johnny…
Some players just suit the Premier League better than the lower leagues. Step forward John David Lundstram.
Johnny’s heroes of the week are Leicester City. But really he just wants to pile more love on Jamie Vardy…
Kylian Mbappe has the football world at his explosive feet, and doesn’t turn 21 for another couple of months. Ooft.
Serge Gnabry failed in England – and not because of Arsene Wenger or Tony Pulis – but bounced back to prove himself.
Anyone can beat anyone. You can go from nowhere to title winners. The Championship is fun.
He is a bloody brilliant footballer and a truly inspiring man. What a hero. It’s that boy Raheem Sterling.
At just 27, England’s own Lucy Bronze has pretty much been through – and won – it all.
His work ensured he should never have to buy a pint in Bury, Bolton, Liverpool or Leeds ever again. Football owes David Conn.
Teemu Pukki looks like a builder, is a top fella, bloody well gets it and is smashing it at Norwich.
With only two senior players available this weekend, Phil Parkinson is leading Bolton’s fight for survival…
Man United fans still love Diego Forlan despite his average record. But what a f***ing player when he left…
Boro boy, Boro player, Boro manager….and a bloody brilliant (though broken) defender in between…
What a woman. Anybody who winds up Donald Trump and Piers Morgan is alright by us…
Steph Houghton missed a penalty but remains a hero in the eyes of many. She is a legend.
Rafa Benitez has gone from Newcastle and the fans should walk with him, writes John Nicholson…
This week’s hero is an Australian with a potty mouth.