Ben Foster would "absolutely refuse" to play the FA Cup final if selected ahead of "fantastic" Heurelho Gomes.
"He was very upset, physically distressed by the amount of aerial bombardment coming in."
So Xherdan Shaqiri's talk of bringing title-winning "experience" to Liverpool got us thinking....
Aaron Ramsey and David de Gea will surely not go. But which other players are nearing the end?
If Petr Cech needs advice on saving pens - and he does - then he need only consult an Arsenal old boy...
Watford ended their run of 427 games without a win with thanks to Heurelho Gomes.
Paul Pogba makes it but Mesut Ozil does not. And there's even room for a Hammer.
Two players from Liverpool, two players from Chelsea, then the rest are a lovely assortment.
The top four or five goalkeepers this season are pretty straightforward. After that, it gets a bit tricky
"They don't look like winning a title soon," says former Spurs keeper Gomes. Can you disagree?
There are no strikers on this decidedly un-sexy list of five unsung heroes. Arsenal and Liverpool offer one each.
Heurelho Gomes has criticised former club Tottenham for failing to look after foreign players properly.