Joao Moutinho is 33 and just about as brilliant as ever. He is the class act in our Old Folks XI.
There's some talent when you look beyond the big boys. But sorry, Ben Chilwell...
Joao Moutinho actually signed for Tottenham, but it was "one minute past the deadline". Darn.
Is Mesut Ozil the only man not guaranteed to start despite being his club's highest-paid player? Noooooope.
After the pointless Premier League signings come those who have quickly made themselves at home...
Explains *his* reasons, of course. Wolves don't really need to. He's brilliant, and he's £5m.
Wolves are not messing about this summer. Joao Moutinho is about to join for just £5m. Tasty.
Monaco midfielder Joao Moutinho will line up against the side he almost joined four years ago at Wembley.
Everton signed the lovely Juan Roman Riquelme once, remember? They announced it and everything.
Was it ever proven that Leando Damiao existed beyond the solitary purpose of being linked to Spurs?
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