The Premier League made football and football clubs all about money. That has to end.
Millionaires are asked to bail out billionaires who in turn are being bailed out by public money.
Johnny Nic has the ear of an anonymous Premier League player with quite the response to Matt Hancock.
Cristiano Ronaldo learnt everything he knew about heading from Les Ferdinand, who is somehow not 6ft.
A lack of live football does not have to mean a lack of football. Open your ears...
There is no going back now. We have seen the power of the state in supporting society. Now for free football.
Andrea Pirlo embodies something so many of us admire and is effortlessly sexy doing it. Ooft.
It wasn't so much the football but the shinies and the sense of belonging for Johnny...
There is no tribalistic social media garbage, whataboutery and negativity has made way to a constant nostalgia trip.
Ronaldo was an average Joe with silly hair and dodgy knees. He was also one of the greatest ever.
Every Premier League footballer and club could help save the low paid and vulnerable...
A football revolution is upon us. What happens when you kick your addiction and lose your dealer's number?
Jesse Lingard and Eric Dier have been abused. Should they swallow it? Should they balls.
There are too many ways to consume football journalism; how can most of it survive?
Too good at his job to take centre-stage but too warm to be invisible. That'll be Jim Rosenthal then...
There was a standout moment of football last week; a shaft of light in dark times. Erling Haaland was responsible for it.
Nagelsmann is the hero of the week for making Mourinho and Spurs look silly. He's 32, wears make-up and is brilliant.
John Nicholson has been online for 23 years; it took him a long time to realise how to behave...
Jamie Cureton made his first-team debut in 1993 and played his most recent match in midweek. Some bloody boy.
Premflix is where the Premier League is heading. But it will lead to its own end, says Johnny.
Kenny Miller hung up his boots earlier this week - although Johnny expects Scottish football's Jamie Vardy to return.
David Moyes was an awful appointment for a West Ham doomed to failure...
Johnny Nic is more familiar than most with his hero of the week. The Cumdog, ladies and gentlemen...
Johnny loves Twitter. Johnny hates Twitter. You will suffer abuse if you do not follow these rules...
Let's hope Ciro Immobile isn't the latest expensive cut of meat to be ground up by the Premier League mincer.
There absolutely is a place for a hard man Nigel Pearson is being brilliantly simple at Watford.
You can question the hair but not the brilliance. Aguero is wonderfully simple and simply wonderful.
What does old school mean to you? Are you old school? How would you know?
Romelu Lukaku has been fighting the good fight his entire life. And scoring goals along the way.
The fact that we ask whether the FA Cup has lost its magic shows it has. And the PL is the Scandi noir serial killer.
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