Eating 49 eggs is also an achievement…
…but we’re not entirely sure how much of an achievement. Is the number 49 high enough to be celebrated regardless of Wayne Rooney’s actual form, asks Johnny… Some people love…
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Time To Do Away With International Breaks
Like the uninvited guest no one likes, the international break is here to spoil everyone’s fun. It is no good to anyone, but John Nicholson may have a solution…
Terry And Rooney: Grumpy Old Men…
Some really do not wear their years well – counted in that category are two players whose good games are getting further and further apart. It comes to us all ...
Do Performances Ever Really Matter?
‘Results > performances’ is the common early season mantra of many a manager, but does it ring true throughout the season? Van Gaal and Mourinho are winners, not artists…
Arsenal: The Most Divisive Of Comedians
In a world where football and comedy go hand in hand, Arsenal are so often the court jesters. Booing will only actually work for one of them though, says Johnny…