last defender
-
F365 FeaturesFootball’s small pleasures: Handshake confusion
Will they be able to shake hands successfully without looking like massive idiots? We love the dance.
-
F365 Features
The last Last Defender: Real football fans
Being working-class or a minority in 2017 is not much fun. Football might be all there is...
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Half-time shirt-swapping
It's not the players who need to keep their shirts on here...it's those who make a fuss.
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Touchline shenanigans
Grown men pushing and shoving because they play for clubs geographically close. What fun.
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Identikit stadiums
Grounds get their identity not from bricks or steel but from fans. And old buildings are sh*t.
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Cynical fouls
It is so patently cheating, and yet so obviously the smartest and most efficient thing to do...
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Bias in football
Was Martin Tyler biased? In that moment when he is getting excited about Wayne Rooney, then yes. But he was right.
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: The prawn sandwich brigade
Most football simply isn't exciting enough to shout yourself hoarse. Jose has to put on Rocky Horror, not Chekhov.
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Timewasting
We *could* just use a stopwatch to keep things uniform. But where's the bloody fun in that?
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: That club tat time of year
It's the time of year for poking fun at club tat, but the only thing that solves it is an amnesty. Good luck...
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: ‘The Premier League era’
There's always somebody decrying records when they come with a caveat. But this is a useful caveat.
-
F365 Features
Promotion and relegation: Same as it ever was..
Would it surprise you to learn it was more common to Do a Leeds 40 years ago than it is now?
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Corporate sponsorship
A corporate mascot saved Steven Chicken's life, so think before you decry RB Leipzig...
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Gloves, tights and snoods
Gloves? Gloves? Just because it's cold? Keeping warm is human instinct but God help the footballer who tries...
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Imaginary yellow cards
The world’s serious enough as it is; let’s enjoy the ridiculous where we can. And this is sodding ridiculous.
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Club rebrands
We'd all be a little bit annoyed if someone moved our knives and forks, but it's only a minor inconvenience.
-
F365 Says
The Last Defender: Coloured football boots
For some, coloured football boots are a definite sign of fickle, flighty players. You like colours? You big poove...
-
F365 Features
The Last Defender: Half-and-half scarves
They make Henry Winter very angry but this is a newsflash: There's no such thing as enjoying it wrong.
