Van Gaal is "disappointed in certain human beings" at Man United. But not Rashford or Lingard.
"I've had an offer that I think I can't refuse." Please be Arsenal. Please be Arsenal. Please be Arsenal.
"After three or four seconds, he touched my head and said: 'Why don't you respect me?'"
Ex-United boss Van Gaal doesn't think Liverpool are "candidates" to win the Champions League.
LVG has an axe and he's certainly been grinding it of late. Let's see if any of his complaints are justified...
Pep Guardiola "shows a football that I would have liked to play at Manchester United," says Van Gaal.
Thibaut Courtois blasts Louis van Gaal. Then admits Louis van Gaal might have had a point after all.
"Arjen Robben. He read the emails." Robert Lewandowski probably would too, given LVG wanted him at Utd.
Louis reckons Lewa is the 'best striker in the world' currently...
The former Man United manager admits that the German was not fit for the Premier League but...
Van Gaal wanted to bring Hummels and Muller to Man United from Bayern, but it was not to be.
Louis van Gaal wants to "get one over" on Man United. How about an interim chance at Chelsea?
"It was directed, organised," says Louis van Gaal of criticism aimed at him by Paul Scholes and Rio Ferdinand.
Mourinho is doing closer to a bad job than a good one. Plus all the Van Dijk reaction within.
Everyone's friend Louis Van Gaal wants "a big English club" to help him "get one over" on Man United.
"Jose Mourinho plays so defensive," says Dutchman sacked by Manchester United.
Louis van Gaal to Everton? They haven't contacted him yet, according to the man himself.
A host of names linked with West Brom, Van Gaal to Everton, Liverpool departures...
“In principle, he is not a bad guy," says Van Gaal, which is a wonderful back-handed compliment...
That is not a compliment, Ronald Koeman. Martin Keown lays into "slow, ponderous" Everton.
Adnan Januzaj has spoken of his regret at seeing his Manchester United career slip away.
"United put my head in a noose and I was placed on the gallows." We missed that bit.
"That was quite an empty period in the club with no evolution." Apart from that, though...
"I believe if he stayed it would have got better," Rooney said of Van Gaal. Ooof.
"I don't want to talk about him," says Adnan Januzaj of Louis van Gaal. Truly excellent stuff.
Only one non-retired manager has spent more than £1bn on transfers over their career. Guess who...
“I didn’t take any pleasure on the pitch," says Morgan Schneiderlin of his Manchester United career...
It is unfortunately Albert Stuivenberg, not Ryan Giggs, who claims he did most of the work at United.
Carrick and Rooney just wanted to help Van Gaal when they held a chat with him in September 2015.
Alongside Zlatan, Pogba and De Gea, Valencia is the other undroppable. It's testament to his consistency.
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