Man City next after Everton? You are kidding yourselves! Also, Southgate, Arsenal FFP and more…
The Mailbox doubts that Manchester City will be next after Everton were docked points for breaching financial rules. Plus, Gareth Southgate, Arsenal and…
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‘Awful’ Man Utd let down by the ‘usual suspects’ as ‘Spursy vibes’ return to Tottenham
Are Tottenham going all Spursy? Or does it just show their lack of squad depth? Plus ‘awful’ Man United, f**king VAR, Jose Mourinho to Newcastle and more…
Man Utd flop makes Maguire look like a £200m star; plus ‘pathetic’ Arteta and his ‘ridiculous sense of victimhood’
Manchester United flop Antony makes Harry Maguire look like a £200m player, while the Mailbox is annoyed at ‘pathetic’ Mikel Arteta after Arsenal lost…
Arsenal have been ‘far luckier’ than Spurs this season; why neutrals should be pulling for Man Utd
The Mailbox reckons Arsenal have been ‘far luckier’ than Premier League leaders Tottenham this season. And why neutral fans should be cheering for Man Utd.
‘Weakest’ Man Utd since Ten Hag took over are ‘pretty stuffed’ as Onana is likened to Barthez
The Mailbox reckons Manchester United ‘are pretty stuffed’ until they get a ‘half decent’ back four together. Plus, Onana is likened to Barthez.and…
Ten Hag sack at Man Utd ‘is coming’ after ‘losing the dressing room’ and two ‘baffling’ decisions
The Mailbox suspects Erik ten Hag has ‘lost the dressing room’ at Manchester United and it’s only a matter of time before he gets the boot…
Rating 10 Ten Hag signings at Man Utd as the Mailbox argues Salah being selfish is a ‘myth’
Mo Salah being selfish at Liverpool ‘is a bit of a myth’ as the Mailbox rates Erik ten Hag’s signings since joining Manchester United…
Ten Hag is the ‘worst Man Utd manager since Ferguson’ and the ‘second coming’ of Solskjaer
Erik ten Hag is getting a lot of criticism in the Mailbox after Man United’s defeat to Brighton with several Red Devils getting stick…
Would Liverpool turn down £200m for Salah after the window shuts? Sportswashing is nonsense and…
The Mailbox questions whether Liverpool could afford to turn down a £200m bid for Mo Salah from Saudi Arabia after the transfer window shuts…
Ten Hag won’t last the season at ‘sh*t’ Man Utd and ‘what a f*cking change’ at Tottenham
Erik ten Hag won’t last the season at Manchester United after ‘utterly abysmal’ Red Devils are defeated by a rejuvenated Tottenham…
De Gea to win more trophies than Man Utd, more predictions, ‘boring’ Man City and Arsenal dreams
The Mailbox brings you its hopes, dreams, predictions and absolute certainties for the 2023/24 season. Plus, ‘bored as f*ck’ watching Man City and more…
Reasons for optimism at every Premier League club and a Man Utd conundrum…
The Mailbox brings you a reason for each Premier League club to be optimistic this season. Plus, a Man Utd conundrum, bonus injury time, Women’s World Cup Fever, Stoke rejects and…
Imminent Man Utd signing ‘more limited’ than Maguire, AWB; Liverpool ‘scrimping’ is ‘maddening’ to fans
The Mailbox claims Man Utd target Sofyan Amrabat is ‘more limited’ than Harry Maguire and Aaron Wan-Bissaka, while Liverpool need to stop ‘scrimping’…
Why do ‘gullible’ Liverpool fans believe they can sign the best players in the world?
The Mailbox thinks Liverpool fans need to stop thinking they can sign ‘the absolute best players in the world’. Plus, Chelsea transfers, England and more…
The Mailbox names four ‘spineless’ Man Utd players as Eriksen flops against City in the FA Cup final
The Mailbox has accused a number of Man Utd players of being ‘spineless’ as expectations of the Red Devils reach an all-time low…
‘Trump of football’ Mourinho was the real ‘f**king disgrace’ in Roma vs Sevilla final, not Taylor
The Mailbox is not happy at Jose Mourinho’s antics during and after Roma’s loss to Sevilla in the Europa League final….
Arsenal didn’t bottle it, they ‘drowned’ as Gunners revert to type; Man City’s super villain squad
Arsenal drowned under the pressure of the Premier League title race, while people need to stop ‘whining and moaning about how City have ruined football’…
Man City’s plea for neutral fans against Real villains goes as well as you’d expect…
Real Madrid’s ‘outright thuggery and whining’ is no worse than Manchester City’s methods, according to the Mailbox.
Real Madrid stand for ‘outright thuggery and whining’ with Rudiger the worst culprit
Real Madrid and their gamesmanship get a rinsing in the Mailbox, with a Man City fan asking for the neutrals to support them.
Man Utd have bottled it. But Harry Kane and a keeper would sort them out…
We have mails on Man Utd and exactly how close they are to being fixed. Also: Liverpool’s anthem boo-ers; Brighton battered; Sunderland; and vertigo at Newcastle…
Erik ten Hag is getting off lightly as Man Utd conspire to f*** up again…
The Mailbox reckons Erik ten Hag is swerving scrutiny while Man Utd’s season threatens to unravel. Also: Liverpool’s anthem boo-ers are told to hand in their blue passports…
Ten Hag’s ‘miracle’ proven by ‘truth bomb trilogy’ and only four Man Utd starters are ‘there on merit’
The Mailbox leaps to the defence of Erik ten Hag, who is ‘working miracles’ at Man Utd. Also: Only four starters at Brighton were ‘there on merit’.
Boehly and Lampard ‘out’ at Chelsea, ‘bizarre’ Klopp and Man Utd fans told to blame Malacia not Maguire
The Mailbox has had enough of Frank Lampard and Todd Boehly after Chelsea lost 2-1 to Brighton on Saturday. Plus comments on Jurgen Klopp and more…
‘F*ck Arsenal’ – Mikel Arteta’s men ‘haven’t earned’ the title like runners-up Liverpool
One Liverpool fan in the Mailbox is annoyed that Arsenal are potentially going to win the title after their first ‘decent season in a decade’…
Lampard for Real Madrid after Chelsea; ‘travesty’ Moyes ‘doesn’t deserve anything’ but relegation
The Mailbox says bringing Frank Lampard back to Chelsea is like re-electing Boris Johnson, while David Moyes deserves nothing but relegation at West Ham.
Was Antonio Conte a victim of Spurs anger about Arsenal being top?
A question for Spurs fans, if Arsenal weren’t first, do you think you’d be happy with fourth and Antonio Conte?
Arsenal likened to Tottenham ‘a few years ago’ as Gunners told Spurs ‘crisis’ is nothing to do with them
The Mailbox insists Tottenham fans are ‘more jealous of Arsenal’s overall setup than their league position’. Plus, Saka and Rooney, Kane, England and…
Liverpool prove that Man Utd thrashing was a ‘freak result’ and their Real Madrid dream is ‘bullsh*t’
The Mailbox insists that Liverpool have proven that their 7-0 win over Man Utd was a ‘freak result and there is no chance they can win at Real Madrid…
Every Prem club’s most overrated player and Arsenal fans must end ‘ridiculous’ defence mechanism
The Mailbox selects every Premier League club’s most overrated player and calls out Arsenal supporters for not altering their expectations.
‘Kind fixture list’ and three more reasons Arsenal are top of the Prem in title challenge that wasn’t…
The Mailbox insists Arsenal are ‘nowhere near ready for a true title challenge’ after their 1-1 draw against Brentford. Plus, Man City, Spurs, Klopp and…