One Man Utd fan has stuck his balls on the chopping board in the Mailbox. Also: Emery, Bale, and Obamacare.
The latest Mailbox guest tells the story of how a striker signed via Ceefax soon became a club's hero.
Many fans ditch unfashionable clubs to follow better ones. Mailbox regular Jon Tucker did the opposite.
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