"Funnily enough he didn't really do it at our place but he does it here." Noble loves Lingard but was not impressed.
There was something of John Terry in the 2008 Champions League final about Mark Noble taking *that* penalty...
At least Noble can say his single touch was a shot on target. Which is more than Lo Celso and Maddison managed...
Manchester United were a bit lucky, then a bit unlucky, then extremely unlucky, and then extremely lucky.
Mark Noble has done it all for West Ham. But he's still looking forward to a kickabout with his mates.
"The 2021/22 season will be my 18th and final one as a first-team player at West Ham United."
Mark Noble has agreed a one-year contract extension with West Ham to keep him at the club until 2022.
David Moyes praised Mark Noble, if anything. But "football person" Graeme Souness is not happy.
Gutted, angry and sad - these words used by Mark Noble in a tweet help illustrate the current state of West Ham...
The Premier League had a pretty tough meeting with captains and PFA representatives. Push it back another week.
The West Ham skipper reckons it would be a fitting tribute to the NHS. Ah, that's nice innit, Man Utd fans...
Who has stuck around? This Liverpool trio are about to win the title...
Declan Rice knows "it was typical West Ham". So of course Mark Noble made it all happen.
Billy Bonds' name on the stand, Mark Noble and Declan Rice on the scoresheet: the past, the present and the future of West Ham.
"It's been on my mind a little bit, to be honest," confessed the West Ham captain.
Jurgen Klopp says West Ham "would be in another situation" if they could actually "scare" teams.
If you thought Liverpool drawing away at West Ham was bad, Mark Noble is here to rub salt into wounds.
Noble will remain at the club until 2021 after both parties agreed to activate a clause in his current deal.
Just a great match at Stamford Bridge, and there was real quality on show. Virgil van Dijk? Phwoar.
Jose says the pair kissed and made up after a late fracas during the drab 0-0 draw on Thursday...
"I can understand the frustrations some of you are feeling." Can you, Mark? Can you?
No Man United players either, but Philippe Coutinho and Christian Eriksen make it.
Or, to actually quote Noble, Hart "probably deserves a little bit more respect". Hardly resounding.
We've all been a little bit too nasty to poor Joe Hart, apparently. Shame on us.
Which players starred last season, but are struggling to live up to such high standards this?
Those 'Noble for England' calls seem a long time ago. The West Ham captain hits back at his critics.
'You can't judge a player on one mistake... Barca should've sold all their players after the PSG first leg.'
Who win more points when their captain doesn't start? Who is aimless without their on-pitch leader?
West Ham captain Mark Noble sends Dimitri Payet to his room and grounds him for a month.
Which players have played fewer PL minutes this season in comparison to last? One per club...