Who has stuck around? This Liverpool trio are about to win the title...
Declan Rice knows "it was typical West Ham". So of course Mark Noble made it all happen.
Billy Bonds' name on the stand, Mark Noble and Declan Rice on the scoresheet: the past, the present and the future of West Ham.
"It's been on my mind a little bit, to be honest," confessed the West Ham captain.
Jurgen Klopp says West Ham "would be in another situation" if they could actually "scare" teams.
If you thought Liverpool drawing away at West Ham was bad, Mark Noble is here to rub salt into wounds.
Noble will remain at the club until 2021 after both parties agreed to activate a clause in his current deal.
Just a great match at Stamford Bridge, and there was real quality on show. Virgil van Dijk? Phwoar.
Jose says the pair kissed and made up after a late fracas during the drab 0-0 draw on Thursday...
"I can understand the frustrations some of you are feeling." Can you, Mark? Can you?
No Man United players either, but Philippe Coutinho and Christian Eriksen make it.
Or, to actually quote Noble, Hart "probably deserves a little bit more respect". Hardly resounding.
We've all been a little bit too nasty to poor Joe Hart, apparently. Shame on us.
Which players starred last season, but are struggling to live up to such high standards this?
Those 'Noble for England' calls seem a long time ago. The West Ham captain hits back at his critics.
'You can't judge a player on one mistake... Barca should've sold all their players after the PSG first leg.'
Who win more points when their captain doesn't start? Who is aimless without their on-pitch leader?
West Ham captain Mark Noble sends Dimitri Payet to his room and grounds him for a month.
Which players have played fewer PL minutes this season in comparison to last? One per club...
So who has had the most alarming drop in form? Apart from half the Leicester side...
Five players who perhaps should be expecting an apologetic text signed off with a 'Gareth, x' some time soon.
Gary Neville has explained why England chose to take Ross Barkley and Jack Wilshere to Euro 2016.
Slaven Bilic admitted the buck stops with him after West Ham plunged further into crisis with defeat.
Bilic and Noble both felt Diego Costa shouldn't have been on the pitch before his winner.
Mark Noble is saying nice things about Sam Allardyce, but doesn't expect an England call-up
"These games are tough, but we didn't play well. They played well and deserved it," says Noble.
West Ham lost 2-1 to NK Domzale in their Europa League third-round first-leg qualifier.
Imagine in August thinking that the top four would be two Leicester players, a defender and Dembele
Mark Noble has finally made an England squad. Rejoice, footballing world.
Mark Noble will not give up in his quest to play for England ahead of his West Ham testimonial.
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