Arsenal 5-0 Burnley: What a way to bow out!
Arsenal marked Arsene Wenger’s last home game in charge with a huge 5-0 win over Burnley.
Match Report
Leicester 1-6 Tottenham: Just sodding brilliant
Harry Kane scored four and Tottenham won 6-1. Still, they’re absolute bottlers, right?
Chelsea 3-0 Middlesbrough: One close, the other gone
Middlesbrough have been relegated from the Premier League. Win on Friday, and the title is Chelsea’s…
Chelsea 4-2 Southampton: Only a matter of time…
Diego Costa scored twice as Chelsea beat Southampton 4-2 to move seven points clear
Middlesbrough 1-2 Arsenal: Seventh heaven
Arsene Wenger made six changes and used a three-man defence to manoeuvre a win over Boro. Genius.
Anderlecht 1-1 Man United: Same old Jose, always drawing
Man United dominated and spurned chances; Anderlecht scored with their first shot on target. It was ever thus.
Juventus 3-0 Barcelona: Another miracle needed
Barcelona are gonna need another miracle at the Nou Camp. Paulo Dybala scored twice as Juve cruised.
Tottenham 4-0 Watford: Can they cope with Kane?
Two goals for Son, four points behind Chelsea, 14 ahead of Arsenal, and now Harry Kane is back. Lovely.
Liverpool 2-2 Bournemouth: Can’t defend, won’t defend
They came from behind to lead 2-1 and then cocked it up at the end. Liverpool’s season in a nutshell.
Chelsea 2-1 Man City: Big wheels keep on turning…
So the wheels hadn’t come off at all? Eden Hazard was the class act in a vital victory…
Arsenal 3-0 West Ham: Go fifth and multiply…
Arsenal have pushed Manchester United back into their rightful sixth with a second-half cruise.
Southampton 3-1 Crystal Palace: Puel the other one
Two goals in the final six minutes from Maya Yoshida and James Ward-Prowse handed Southampton a 3-1 win over Crystal Palace.
Hull 4-2 Middlesbrough: 17th heaven for the Tigers
Hull are out of the relegation zone for the first time since mid-October; Middlesbrough are surely gone.
Swansea 1-3 Tottenham: They’re not Spursy anymore
Tottenham scored three goals in the final few minutes to keep on trucking in second…
Leicester 2-0 Sunderland: A real slap in the face
Leicester rise into the top half as Shakespeare records his sixth straight win. Sunderland are down.
Watford 2-0 West Brom: Top half, but how?
If you want proof that the Premier League is just terrible, take a look at Watford up there in ninth place.
Burnley 1-0 Stoke: By George, I think you’ve got it
Burnley played a Premier League match at home and managed to win it. Colour us shocked and all sorts.
Man United 1-1 Everton: Invincibles march on
Man United needed a last-gasp penalty to salvage a point against a battling Everton at Old Trafford.
Germany 1-0 England: A Poldi, but a goodie
Lukas Podolski scored the only goal as a bright England were beaten 1-0 by Germany…
Manchester United 1-0 Rostov: A bloody classic
Pogba got injured, Rojo ate a banana, Jones used an inhaler, and Mata scored the only goal.
Leicester 2(3) – 0(2) Sevilla: Leixit? Not a sodding chance
Craig Shakespeare’s Leicester are in the bleeding quarter-finals of the Champions League.
Chelsea 1-0 Man United: The quadruple is over
Chelsea’s hopes of a Premier League and FA Cup double is still on. There will be no quadruple for United.
Rostov 1-1 Manchester United: Life’s a pitch
United take a slender advantage to Old Trafford for the second leg. Mkhitaryan managed to overcome that pitch…
Arsenal 1(2)-5(TEN) Bayern Munich: Ooooh, so close
Could they pull off a miracle? Could they balls. Laurent Koscielny was sent off and it was a demolition.
Sunderland 0-2 Man City: Pep’s men cruise to win
No Stadium of Light shocks as Manchester City cement spot in top four.
Tottenham 3-2 Everton: Kane on fire again
In-form striker is at the double in deceptively comfortable Spurs win.
Man Utd 1-1 Bournemouth: United are…. sixth
Ten-man Bournemouth held Manchester United to a 1-1 draw at Old Trafford. They stay sixth.
Man City 5-1 Huddersfield: A heroic comeback
Plucky City went 1-0 down after seven minutes, but overcame Huddersfield to make the FA Cup quarters.
Tottenham 2 (2) – 2 (3) Gent: Dirty Dele off; Spurs out
An awful, awful challenge from Dele Alli gave Tottenham a mountain to climb: they fell down.
St Etienne 0-1 Man United: Easy win, but at what price?
Henrikh Mkhitaryan scored the winner in France before coming off with an injury…