Manchester City 5-3 Monaco: Football is brilliant
The defending was largely laughable, but does it matter when the football is this much fun?
Match Report
Blackburn 1-2 Manchester United: To the rescue
United needed Ibrahimovic and Pogba to help them past Blackburn, but they’re in the quarters. Cup double?
Fulham 0-3 Tottenham: Hat-trick hero Harry
Tottenham hadn’t scored in open play for four games. A strong side sweeps past Fulham with relative ease.
Millwall 1-0 Leicester: Champions? You’re having a laugh
In the last 16 of the Champions League but out of the FA Cup to ten-man Millwall…
Huddersfield 0-0 Man City: Goalless but not gutless
The Championship high-flyers matched a Man City side featuring Sergio Aguero…
Middlesbrough 3-2 Oxford: Onward Cristhian soldiers
Boro looked to be cruising at 2-0 but managed to concede twice in a minute. They won in the end.
Bayern 5-1 Arsenal: Welcome to the house of fünf
Are you ready for Arsenal’s 3-0 second-leg win? They were bloody awful against Bayern.
Bournemouth 0-2 Manchester City: Sterling, Silva
City are keeping up the chase. Sterling scored one and assisted the other, and Chelsea’s lead is eight points.
Arsenal 2-0 Hull: One Alexis, two hands, three points
The crisis is over – barely. Alexis Sanchez’s hand and penalty gives Arsenal a first win in three.
Crystal Palace 0-4 Sunderland: Big Slam
Sam Allardyce was more than accommodating for his former club as Crystal Palace thrashed Sunderland 4-0.
Chelsea 3-1 Arsenal: Absolutely Fabregas
Chelsea go 12 points clear at the top with a 3-1 victory over Arsenal. Hand them the title; it’s over.
Everton 6-3 Bournemouth: Oh, Romelu
Daniel Storey will have a permanent erection; Romelu Lukaku has just scored four goals.
Manchester United 0-0 Hull: Erm…still unbeaten
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and Spurs all dropped points on Tuesday. United bottled the chance to close the gap.
Stoke 1-1 Everton: Crouching striker reaches milestone
Peter Crouch scored his 100th Premier League goal then did the robot. Oh, and Stoke drew 1-1.
West Ham 0-4 Manchester City: Shove your crisis
Manchester City and Pep Guardiola’s crisis season continued with a quite terrible 4-0 thrashing of West Ham.
Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea: Hooray for Mignolet
Mignolet stops Chelsea moving 11 points clear, but the Blues still manage to extend their lead to nine.
Swansea 2-1 Southampton: Siggy strikes again
A massive win for Swansea as Gylfi Sigurdsson shows his usual class with seventh of season.
Burnley 1-0 Leicester: Clarets pinch win
Burnley’s brilliant home form continued as Sam Vokes plundered a controversial late winner.
Middlesbrough 1-1 West Brom: Boro fight back
Alvaro Negredo’s penalty earned Boro a point but they’re still bang in relegation trouble.
Bournemouth 0-2 Palace: Dann cheers Sam
Sam Allardyce finally got his Crystal Palace side up and running at Bournemouth.
Arsenal 1-2 Watford: Hornets sting Gunners
Oh wow. Even for Arsenal this was a shock. They had a nightmare first half.
Sunderland 0-0 Spurs: Cats hold firm
Tottenham were a bit too easy to stop by Sunderland, who battled hard and long.
Middlesbrough 1-0 Accrington: A lot like hard work
Middlesbrough made hard work of their FA Cup fourth round clash with Accrington.
Crystal Palace 0-3 Manchester City: Silva lining
Two assists from David Silva gave Man City the penetration they needed as they downed Palace.
Tottenham 4-3 Wycombe: Get in there my Son!
A late goal from Son Heung-min spared Tottenham’s blushes as they managed to beat Wycombe 4-3.
Burnley 2-0 Bristol City: No issues for Clarets
Burnley cruised through to the FA Cup fifth round with a 2-0 victory over Bristol City.
Chelsea 4-0 Brentford: Home comforts
Chelsea beat Brentford to secure their safe passage through to the FA Cup fifth round.
Liverpool 1-2 Wolves: Home discomforts
Three defeats in a week. Three home defeats in a week. Out of two cup competitions and a title race, all in a week.
Hull 2 (2) – 1 (3) Man United: Squeaking through
Man United were poor and lost in Hull but won the tie to set up a League Cup final date with Southampton.
Liverpool 0-1 Saints (0-2 agg): Marching on
Southampton kept Liverpool out at one end again before scoring one at the other. They’re in the EFL Cup final.