Tags: mediawatch
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MediawatchDaniel James, Memphis Depay and the worst segue ever…
Awful, awful stuff on the new Manchester United man. Plus, England for the English and more...
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MediawatchHow can Man Utd cope without Marouane Fellaini?
They are in full-blown crisis - even though they can 'only' spend £100m while Liverpool 'splash the cash'.
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MediawatchThe clear proof that Liverpool are signing Kylian Mbappe
Kylian Mbappe follows Philippe Coutinho on Instagram and plays as Liverpool on FIFA. The deal is done.
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MediawatchWhat the actual f*** are Man United playing at this summer?
How have Man United only signed more players than literally half of the Premier League so far?
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MediawatchWhat do Lukaku and Pogba have in common?
Well obviously they are both greedy and lazy, according to one very well-paid Mail journalist. Plus, white privilege...
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MediawatchMediawatch: Man Utd, Ronaldo and a ‘matter of trust’
The MEN would definitely not pretend Ronaldo is coming. Oh and Man United should sell Paul Pogba; that'll show him.
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MediawatchThe ‘transfer advantage’ Man United bottled over Spurs
See if you can guess what Man United's 'transfer advantage' over Chelsea is. It's an absolute mystery.
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MediawatchProof that Man United are selling 17 players and keeping 10
Poor Dan James has barely been at Man United a day and he's already being shipped out.
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MediawatchRemember when the real Ronaldo joined Man Utd? Erm…
Let's all pretend that Manchester United used to be able to sign the biggest players in the world...
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MediawatchThe Sun stir the ‘Dent Alexander-Arnold’ pot…
Did you think Gareth Southgate liked TAA? You were wrong; he's given him a kicking.
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MediawatchWhy Man United must be p*ssed off at Cristiano Ronaldo…
Cristiano Ronaldo had better be ready for some Man United 'wrath'. And HERE COME THE BAPS.
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MediawatchEveryone loses their collective sh*t over Virgil van Dijk
Virgil van Dijk paid for sick children to have a Christmas party. How can you boo him? And Barkley = De Jong.
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MediawatchRodgers to EVICT Klopp JUST DAYS after Champions League win
Klopp is about to be bloody homeless JUST DAYS AFTER the CL final. And Sterling apologises (for someone else)
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MediawatchWho will pick up all these ‘dropped transfer hints’?
Well, somebody at the Mirror. Plus, how Liverpool would look with new signings and 'less than 72 hours' rest...
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MediawatchStan Collymore: Expert on ‘very, very hard man’ Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp is a bit like Nigel Farage. Oh and Mauricio Pochettino can take the credit for England's revival.
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MediawatchSalah trolls The Sun as Poch leaves Spurs ‘in no-man’s land’
Salah gets it. He might be joined by Griezmann soon. But Poch must 'get rid of all the negativity' at Spurs.
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MediawatchWhy Levy ‘has every right to be upset’ with Pochettino
Daniel Levy must be furious with Mauricio Pochettino as Spurs prepare for a CL final. Also: hairdryers.
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MediawatchDoes Eden Hazard still ‘sum up what is wrong at Chelsea’?
Check out Eden Hazard and his 'impish penalty'. Meanwhile, Maurizio Sarri is a 'winner at last'.
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MediawatchMediawatch: Chelsea ‘anarchy’ and Arsenal’s £140m ‘windfall’
As we approach the Europa League final, a man throwing a cap is 'anarchy' and Arsenal 'unlock' £140m...
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MediawatchWhat if Ronaldo and Messi were from Armenia? WHAT THEN?
Stan Collymore has got UEFA over a barrel. Oh and Raheem Sterling has been 'enjoying rain'. The weirdo.
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MediawatchWhy Man Utd should have sacked Sir Alex in 2009…
Because it's apparently a 'sackable offence' to play a reserve keeper in a final. Plus, the calmest frenzy ever...
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MediawatchMediawatch: Manchester United to ‘copy’ Liverpool? Hardly…
There are only about 427 problems with the idea that Manchester United are 'copying' Liverpool.
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MediawatchListen, do you want to know a secret about Arsenal?
Don't tell anybody but Arsenal are not just going to rock up on Wednesday for the Europa League final.
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MediawatchWhy Man City should make an ‘idiot’ northerner captain…
Because he is from the north, of course. Welcome to the logic of Stan Collymore, whose maths is a solid 1/10.
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MediawatchMediawatch: Alexis Sanchez, ‘drastic decisions’ and more…
Plus, how Manchester City have broken football by beating another team 6-0. It's all here...
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MediawatchMediawatch: Paul Pogba, exploitation and migrant children…
Look at Paul Pogba, exploiting social media to, erm, raise money for disabled migrant children...
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MediawatchMan United’s next captain? Axel (305 PL minutes) Tuanzebe
De Ligt is 19 and really good, so 21-year-old Tuanzebe, with his 305 top-flight career minutes, should lead Man United.
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MediawatchWill this VENDETTA against Manchester City ever end?
Man United are out to get them. And probably Liverpool too. But how could the latter line up next season?
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MediawatchHow are Liverpool in Champions League final without Messi?
Or Giorgio Chiellini. Or Leonardo Bonucci. Plus, transfer nonsense, unhelpful Hughton opinions and more...
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MediawatchLiverpool: From ‘bottle jobs’ to ‘basically bad luck’
It's a bit like patting your head and rubbing your belly. Plus, Ole punishes his players in the bizarrest of ways...