The columnists are out in force today, with Romelu Lukaku still under the spotlight and Kurt Zouma-related contrarianism.
The Sun are adamant that the players carried out a 'betrayal' of Solskjaer against Watford.
Manchester United are top of the league so Ole criticism should stop. Oh and the wrong Ronaldo.
Ronaldo is exactly like Winston Churchill because Newcastle are exactly like the Nazis...
Ronaldo reduces his mother and Mediawatch to tears while Declan Rice is next 'transfer masterplan' target.
Jadon Sancho is allowed to be a bit sh*te because of Ronaldo, who will definitely be on the bench v Newcastle.
Harry Kane can score a goal a game for England if he likes, but the media expect him to break records.
It's the big question as the media is once again dominated by Ronaldo, who has been 'noticed' playing football...
But first, Ronaldo could be forced to drive slower. There is just so much Ronaldo news around...
Gareth Southgate has taken a 'confusing' Mason Greenwood stance and Pep Guardiola could copy his tactics.
Forget ''funny, clever and engaging', Ed Woodward is some kind of magician for making Ronaldo happen...
Cristiano Ronaldo is a "killing machine" one day but when he joins Manchester United we speak of tired legs.
The Liverpool Echo always has Mbappe to fall back on. But the MEN cannot make their mind up on United's midfield.
Never mind trophies, never mind title challenges, check out Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and his 100 games.
But Cristiano Ronaldo said he would "never" join Manchester City. In 2009. When they had just finished 10th.
The Sun have been in bed with Harry Kane all summer but now he is 'greedy' and solely to blame for everything.
The Sun are scoffing at The Athletic using someone's brother to get access. The Sun. The Sun are doing that.
Arsenal are irrelevant, says full-page column in national newspaper. And that's not even the troubling part...
Harry Kane is mentioned in the match reports for not one, not two but three games. The Sun are desperate.
Harry Kane is going to 'force' his Man City move. Martin Odegaard's shirt number is bad news for James Maddison.
The media is still dominated by Harry Kane, with The Sun calling Tottenham 'silly' now...
Marcelo Bielsa did not emulate Brian Clough so he will have to make way at Leeds, according to Stan Collymore.
The media is still desperate to shift Kane on to Manchester City. And there is some awful advice for Grealish.
Liverpool have been 'written off' by 20 BBC pundits and the Echo is absolutely beside itself.
Chelsea have a lot of fixing to do before they face Crystal Palace on Saturday after winning the Super Cup...
Nobody knows hell like Harry Kane, stuck earning £200,000 a week at his boyhood club. The poor sod.
Tottenham should just let Harry Kane go, while Erling Haaland is practically a Manchester United player...
Lukaku is big. Lukaku is strong. Lukaku is not mobile. Lukaku is a flat-track bully. Is this 2019 again?
Man Utd will be devastated at the 'proof' that they 'missed out' on a player they didn't seem to want to sign this summer.
Jack Grealish will be on either £200,000 or £300,000 at Manchester City. It's a slight difference of £26m over five years.