
Yoro clashes with Ronaldo but different Man Utd teammate gives Rashford dreadful ‘advice’
Marcus Rashford may ignore some frankly awful Man Utd advice to make a ‘shock’ Premier League move, while Leny Yoro is busy arguing with Cristiano Ronaldo.
Marcus Rashford may ignore some frankly awful Man Utd advice to make a ‘shock’ Premier League move, while Leny Yoro is busy arguing with Cristiano Ronaldo.
Marcus Rashford saying he is open to leaving Manchester United has boggled minds. Kyle Walker being ‘the game’s last genuine hardman’ is weirder still.
Cole Palmer has long since revealed himself to be really quite good at football. But the Chelsea maverick is a superstar with the ‘Wag’ SEO treatment now.
Jadon Sancho did not have the best relationship with Manchester United but the club should be furious on his and David Beckham’s behalf at recent headlines.
Future Leicester manager Ruud van Nistelrooy is coming over here and taking our jobs, while it is so difficult not to see Arne Slot as the next Bob Paisley.
Pep Guardiola extending his Manchester City deal is a back-page splash on any day, never mind during a sleepy international break. But Marcus Rashford…
Man Utd deserve pelters for keeping Erik ten Hag but Ruben Amorim is a ‘sensible’ and ‘intelligent’ choice by the man who brought Eddie Howe to Newcastle.
Erik ten Hag turned up for work at a normal time ahead of a non-existent Manchester United ‘crisis meeting’, possibly involving ‘cool’ Ruud van Nistelrooy.
Liverpool thrashed Manchester United but that was not enough. We have to pretend Gary Neville and Erik ten Hag said ‘bizarre’ and ‘remarkable’ things.
Liverpool know their Marc Guehi patience has paid off and they plan on ‘extracting greater value out of Crystal Palace…than Newcastle managed’.
Raheem Sterling is heading to Liverpool instead of Manchester United, who might be surprised to find themselves embroiled in the Jermaine Jenas stuff.
It’s a great day for dubbing at the Daily Express as Liverpool find a New Sterling, while there’s breaking news about Saddam Hussein’s gold toilet.
The columnists are out in force today, with Romelu Lukaku still under the spotlight and Kurt Zouma-related contrarianism.
The Sun are adamant that the players carried out a ‘betrayal’ of Solskjaer against Watford.
Manchester United are top of the league so Ole criticism should stop. Oh and the wrong Ronaldo.
Ronaldo is exactly like Winston Churchill because Newcastle are exactly like the Nazis…
Ronaldo reduces his mother and Mediawatch to tears while Declan Rice is next ‘transfer masterplan’ target.
Jadon Sancho is allowed to be a bit sh*te because of Ronaldo, who will definitely be on the bench v Newcastle.
Harry Kane can score a goal a game for England if he likes, but the media expect him to break records.
It’s the big question as the media is once again dominated by Ronaldo, who has been ‘noticed’ playing football…
But first, Ronaldo could be forced to drive slower. There is just so much Ronaldo news around…
Gareth Southgate has taken a ‘confusing’ Mason Greenwood stance and Pep Guardiola could copy his tactics.
Forget ”funny, clever and engaging’, Ed Woodward is some kind of magician for making Ronaldo happen…
Cristiano Ronaldo is a “killing machine” one day but when he joins Manchester United we speak of tired legs.
The Liverpool Echo always has Mbappe to fall back on. But the MEN cannot make their mind up on United’s midfield.
Never mind trophies, never mind title challenges, check out Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and his 100 games.
But Cristiano Ronaldo said he would “never” join Manchester City. In 2009. When they had just finished 10th.
The Sun have been in bed with Harry Kane all summer but now he is ‘greedy’ and solely to blame for everything.
The Sun are scoffing at The Athletic using someone’s brother to get access. The Sun. The Sun are doing that.
Arsenal are irrelevant, says full-page column in national newspaper. And that’s not even the troubling part…