Tags: mediawatch
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MediawatchWhy can’t Manchester United players be more like Scholes?
He used to just stroll into contract negotiations and ask where to sign. Then pick out a tree and hit it from 427 yards.
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MediawatchSolskjaer: From ‘Zidane-style’ to ‘naive’ in three weeks…
It can only be Neil Ashton giving himself whiplash. And then there's the 'ultimate supercomputer'...
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MediawatchMediawatch: Alexis Sanchez and Sir Alex are basically evil…
Alex Sanchez earns money AND talks to women (maybe)! Oh and Sir Alex is a traitor...
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MediawatchLiverpool to go 110 games unbeaten in Premier League!
What a record! Liverpool are unbeatable and we are blaming Jordon Ibe. Oh and Burnley could stop Man City.
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MediawatchManchester United are in the midst of ‘a crisis’ again…
Liverpool can count on 'destiny' but the 'romantic narrative' doesn't count for crisis-ridden Manchester United.
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MediawatchMediawatch: The Sun choose s*** over their own reporters
And it's hard to say that they didn't make the right choice. Plus, Sir Alex 'advice'...
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Mediawatch‘Bottle jobs’ Liverpool stop ‘choking’ in the nick of time
Is 'disappointment' still 'around the corner' for Liverpool then? And Raheem Sterling is in The Sun again.
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MediawatchMediawatch: We’ve checked and Arsenal are still fourth…
'It is remarkable they are still in the top four conversation,' apparently. The 'Arsenal are flakey' narrative is in full swing.
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MediawatchThe Man Utd propaganda machine has been switched ON.
Never mind the results, look at that canteen queue going down! Plus, the advent of refresh-bait...
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MediawatchDisneyland Hotspur finally move into their theme park stadium
Spurs' new stadium is more like a theme park, despite quite clearly being a stadium.
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MediawatchMediawatch: Joey Barton, questions and Liverpool anger
In today's nonsense from the media: Joey talks Jordan and Liverpool is the centre of everything...
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MediawatchAnother day, another dose of Paul Pogba scaremongering
Solskjaer 'made it clear who is now in charge' during his chat with Pogba, who needs to start being more 'consistent'.
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MediawatchIs it ‘destiny’ that Liverpool will win the title? Is it balls.
Some journalists have lost their minds and are writing about 'destiny' and Liverpool 'ghosts'. Do behave.
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MediawatchMediawatch: How Man Utd could sign Foden and more madness…
Basically they should tell him he could be the next Tahith Chong! Oh wow. It's all here...
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MediawatchMediawatch: The Sun ‘spark fears’ about Harry Kane…
Oh and Northern Ireland are Europe's new football powerhouse...
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MediawatchMediawatch on the fake news about Man Utd’s defence…
Apparently we have all have to pretend that Man United are now loads better than Man City...
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MediawatchMan United signing the German Ross Barkley? Not quite
Man United 'edge closer' to signing Toni Kroos, apparently. Might as well just go for Ross Barkley.
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MediawatchMediawatch: Naby Keita, Liverpool, one writer, three stories…
Three sets of old quotes to reference a nonsense Naby Keita transfer story. Money for nothing and your clicks for free...
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MediawatchThe Sun shifts the Sterling blame onto the supporters
Also, Ed Woodward ''might be looking beyond' Ole Gunnar Solskjaer because the Norwegian is 'soft'.
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Mediawatch‘Tacky’ Pogba takes a week to change his Man United mind
Paul Pogba made 'a sensational U-turn' last week, and the 'tacky' fool has already gone back on his word.
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MediawatchAre Man Utd stupid? Why are they extending Rashford’s deal?
Why are Man United triggering the one-year option in Marcus Rashford's contract? Are they a bit silly?
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Mediawatch‘Man United first-team coaches watch Ashley Williams train’
Oh and Gareth Bale. And everybody else in the Welsh squad. Plus, hooey from the Guardian and SEO work...
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MediawatchMediawatch: Selling Pogba, buying Bale and worst intro ever?
Paul Pogba was not brilliant against Wolves so Man Utd should sell. What fool would say that?
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MediawatchThe picture that proves British media are not racist towards Raheem…
Martin Samuel is the Daily Mail and the Daily Mail is Martin Samuel as he sets fire to a straw man...
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MediawatchIt doesn’t *feel* like Liverpool’s ‘confidence’ is ‘slipping’
After the first-leg post-mortem come the second-leg backtracks. And Pochettino is 'tired' of Tottenham.
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MediawatchBeating Bayern? All Liverpool need is peak Lionel Messi…
If Liverpool want to beat Bayern Munich, they should just tell someone to emulate the greatest player ever.
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MediawatchArsenal: From flat-track to bumpy bullies (and back?)
Ever get the feeling that Arsenal can't do anything right? Plus, some rampant hypcorisy...
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MediawatchCAN FOOTBALL SINK ANY LOWER? Oh do f*** off…
When newspapers hate the sport they rely on to sell copies. Plus, Arsenal ruin everybody's day...
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MediawatchDoes this Man Utd picture make Liverpool fans say ‘oh f***’?
Apparently it should, because it basically says that Ole will win a Treble next year. Yes, it's that weird...
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MediawatchThe ‘slightly worrying’ part of Man United’s brilliance…
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is either 'Sir Alex Ferguson 2.0', or someone who has come in and just said 'nice things'.