Solskjaer: From ‘Zidane-style’ to ‘naive’ in three weeks…
It can only be Neil Ashton giving himself whiplash. And then there’s the ‘ultimate supercomputer’…
It can only be Neil Ashton giving himself whiplash. And then there’s the ‘ultimate supercomputer’…
Alex Sanchez earns money AND talks to women (maybe)! Oh and Sir Alex is a traitor…
What a record! Liverpool are unbeatable and we are blaming Jordon Ibe. Oh and Burnley could stop Man City.
Liverpool can count on ‘destiny’ but the ‘romantic narrative’ doesn’t count for crisis-ridden Manchester United.
And it’s hard to say that they didn’t make the right choice. Plus, Sir Alex ‘advice’…
Is ‘disappointment’ still ‘around the corner’ for Liverpool then? And Raheem Sterling is in The Sun again.
‘It is remarkable they are still in the top four conversation,’ apparently. The ‘Arsenal are flakey’ narrative is in full swing.
Never mind the results, look at that canteen queue going down! Plus, the advent of refresh-bait…
Spurs’ new stadium is more like a theme park, despite quite clearly being a stadium.
In today’s nonsense from the media: Joey talks Jordan and Liverpool is the centre of everything…
Solskjaer ‘made it clear who is now in charge’ during his chat with Pogba, who needs to start being more ‘consistent’.
Some journalists have lost their minds and are writing about ‘destiny’ and Liverpool ‘ghosts’. Do behave.
Basically they should tell him he could be the next Tahith Chong! Oh wow. It’s all here…
Oh and Northern Ireland are Europe’s new football powerhouse…
Apparently we have all have to pretend that Man United are now loads better than Man City…
Man United ‘edge closer’ to signing Toni Kroos, apparently. Might as well just go for Ross Barkley.
Three sets of old quotes to reference a nonsense Naby Keita transfer story. Money for nothing and your clicks for free…
Also, Ed Woodward ”might be looking beyond’ Ole Gunnar Solskjaer because the Norwegian is ‘soft’.
Paul Pogba made ‘a sensational U-turn’ last week, and the ‘tacky’ fool has already gone back on his word.
Why are Man United triggering the one-year option in Marcus Rashford’s contract? Are they a bit silly?
Oh and Gareth Bale. And everybody else in the Welsh squad. Plus, hooey from the Guardian and SEO work…
Paul Pogba was not brilliant against Wolves so Man Utd should sell. What fool would say that?
Martin Samuel is the Daily Mail and the Daily Mail is Martin Samuel as he sets fire to a straw man…
After the first-leg post-mortem come the second-leg backtracks. And Pochettino is ‘tired’ of Tottenham.
If Liverpool want to beat Bayern Munich, they should just tell someone to emulate the greatest player ever.
Ever get the feeling that Arsenal can’t do anything right? Plus, some rampant hypcorisy…
When newspapers hate the sport they rely on to sell copies. Plus, Arsenal ruin everybody’s day…
Apparently it should, because it basically says that Ole will win a Treble next year. Yes, it’s that weird…
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer is either ‘Sir Alex Ferguson 2.0’, or someone who has come in and just said ‘nice things’.
Tottenham managed not to ‘crack’ or ‘crumble’, but they still ‘flaunted’ Mauricio Pochettino’s big ‘ban’.