We don't usually pity a Sun reporter, but we can make an exception. Plus, Stan Collymore nonsense and more...
Seriously, that's just mental. Plus, Man United went from 'last-action heroes' to a 'miserable imitation'...
Can you get any more patronising? Oh, you could! Plus, some Danny Welbeck click-baitery...
Only The Sun are capable of bringing Man City and Man United fans together. This is quite something.
This is not what we have come to expect from the BBC. Plus, more utter guff.
Did you know that Mauricio Pochettino watches House of Cards like an actual human? Mad.
Stan Collymore, of course. It's all about DNA..except when it's not. And TAA in a team of the week?
"How many 35-year-olds are there in the Premier League?" asks Paul Merson. How about the joint-third top scorer?
One goal and two assists in this Liverpool side is worthy of 'signing of the season' status, apparently.
Wow. There is some absolute bull in the football media. Including Fernandinho as a non-fouling master of the dark arts.
Who could possibly replace Jose Mourinho? And the biggest story in football today is...
Do you look at Anthony Martial 'mucking in by the corner flag' and think of Eden Hazard?
Liverpool might as well give up now. And in other news, two close friends park next to each other!
Was Mohamed Salah happy or sad on Wednesday night? And who could be the new Gerrard with a 6/10 show?
There's an awful lot of w***ing over Ronaldo, but he was only 6/10. And United are still 'giants'.
Remember when Arsenal giving Mesut Ozil a new contract was a 'catastrophic decision'? We do.
Anthony Martial scores more goals than Ronaldo but he is sh*t, along with unbeaten Chelsea.
The 'answer' on Scholes and Mourinho is not an answer at all. But you probably knew that already...
The Sun's newspaper and website cannot quite agree on what Henry actually said about Wenger.
Missed Jurgen Klopp's comments, did you? And is Jordan Pickford better than Alisson?
That really is the question. And let's lay off Jose Mourinho; he hasn't had 'a self-planned sabbatical'.
Apparently, they need to avoid Chelsea's mistake. Man United need to plan...like they did with Moyes?
Apparently so. Which is why Eddie Howe could manage Man City. Plus, a Klopp warning.
Have you missed the 'growing trend that has drawn criticism from supporters and angered broadcasters'?
Did you miss the 'verbal flamethrower' that Jose Mourinho unleashed on Scott McTominay?
Does anybody want to teach Stan Collymore about percentages? Plus, Liverpool 'going nowhere' and more...
It turns out Mourinho was going to be sacked whatever the result (except that one)...
It's news that Phil Foden bought a house for his mum (and the rest of his family). And it's good news.
'But you have to wonder if Harry Kane regrets saying that one day he aims to outscore Messi.' Bore off.
This 'unruly, obstinate' Man United squad 'did not really want to win'. What can Mourinho do?!
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