Two Premier League title winners, five internationals, but not a single Premier League bench between them.
The Man United duo are a pair of nasty buggers. WhoScored compile an ill-disciplined XI for your pleasure.
Watford defender Miguel Britos claims that Zlatan Ibrahimovic "really doesn't like being touched".
One player from the 17 clubs who stayed up are looking over their shoulders nervously. Poor Jack.