Huge praise for Matip, Lallana, Clyne and Henderson, less for Matic. And where was Batshuayi, Conte?
We're not saying we thought they'd be sh*t but...we didn't think they would be this good.
Not too many high-profile losers this week but Rashford, Hazard, Arsenal and Sterling are among winners.
Antonio Conte has insisted that Nemanja Matic remains an "important" part of his Chelsea plans.
"What he said gave me a special feeling," Matic said. Those Antonio Conte sweet nothings...
One player from the 17 clubs who stayed up are looking over their shoulders nervously. Poor Jack.
Liverpool want Mane and Ruben Neves, Matic wants Man United, Spurs to sign Vincent Janssen
Zlatan is expected to be Mourinho's first United signing; the Swede is the polar opposite of Rashford.
Man United fans expecting sexy signings will get Matic and Ibrahimovic. And a Xhaka update.
Lallana to Tottenham for £20m, apparently. And Matic wants Man United. But do they want him?
Sanches preparing for Man United move, Aubameyang staying put, Chelsea to sell Matic
Chelsea players unsurprisingly feature highly, as does a 'word-class centre forward'. Oh Christian
Nemanja Matic is backing Chelsea to maintain their winning streak and finish within the top six.
Last week we ran through our top ten surprise successes of the season so far, so now it's time to flip-reverse it.
The "unacceptable attitude" of his team-mates could see Matic quit Serbia. Will he quit Chelsea too?
"I don't want to say that we have played well in all games this season - of course," says the Chelsea man.
Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho admits he is a "lonely guy" who 'doesn't have many friends' in football.
Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has denied that he was "humiliating" midfielder Nemanja Matic.