"People going 'oh, Mersey, you got us promoted, you're here at Portmouth'."
Merson also uses a bizarre fast food analogy to 'explain' himself.
"Their priority has to be getting a centre-half and a left-back. 100 per cent."
Paul Merson has predicted which team will win the Premier League title after Liverpool's win this season.
The likes of Anthony Martial, Mason Greenwood and Paul Pogba were left on the bench against Chelsea.
Merson says Arteta is doing a "phenomenal job" as Arsenal boss.
"They could spend £200m and still not make the Champions League next season because the gap is so big."
Merson claims Lampard's tactics would mean even the very best defenders couldn't save Chelsea.
"He can’t play in this Arsenal team, here’s why: he’s not going to change his game now in his 30s."
Calling Paul Merson a 'poor tipster' after Harry Kane 'rammed' that 'criticism back down his throat'? Erm...
Paul Merson admitted that he has long had doubts about Harry Kane under Jose Mourinho...
Merson believes there could see "mistake after mistake" when Arsenal return.
Juan Mata "needs to play in certain games" for Man Utd. Merson loves him as much as Bruno Fernandes does.
Paul Merson believes Arsenal have as much chance of silverware in the near future as Man Utd.
Paul Merson thinks there "would be uproar" if PL clubs like Man Utd started splashing the cash.
"If you’re asking me which player I want to watch the most in the Premier League, it’s Jack Grealish!"
Paul Merson thinks Cesc Fabregas was right to leave Arsenal for Barcelona back in 2011.
Aubameyang has consistently been linked with a move away from the Emirates.
Merson says Liverpool "need someone who can bang in 25 goals without a fuss". Salah? Nah. That Arsenal fella.
Man Utd would be "a major force" if they added "missing" piece Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang and A.N. Other.
Liverpool currently hold a 25-point lead over nearest challengers Manchester City.
"Of course the Premier League is bigger than the Champions League. Much bigger!"
"It's not like a Man City where you go and win five or six. He would rather win 2-0 than 4-1."
"The way Liverpool have outplayed them this season, I think the players will want to stay to put it straight."
"United winning just covers over the cracks, while Chelsea losing means you start seeing the cracks."
"Arsenal need to hit the ground running [next season] and everybody needs to know their jobs in the team."
Merson has not been impressed by comments following Emery's departure.
Merson had claimed Mourinho looked "grumpy" at Tottenham.
"He looks like he’s thinking: 'What have I done coming here?' You don’t see him high-fiving ball boys now do you?"
Tottenham "rode their luck, but give them credit" for a "lucky" win after being given "an absolute run around".
Update your browser to view this website correctly.Update my browser now