England players like Rice and Anderson ‘overhyped’; that’s not Tuchel’s fault
There’s still plenty of blame being sent the way of Thomas Tuchel, but what can he do with these England players?
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‘Coward’ Tuchel should face England sack for that one substitution alone
Thomas Tuchel is getting no respite today from England fans demanding his sack after that ridiculous capitulation v Argentina.
16 Conclusions on England 1-2 Argentina: Tuchel sack, ‘no regrets’ and a Southgate World Cup semi exit
If Thomas Tuchel is to be given one more tournament with this England squad, he must win it or leave. That was a cowardly surrender against Argentina.
England player ratings vs Argentina as Jude Bellingham, Declan Rice flop but Djed Spence sparkles
England are out of the World Cup as Jude Bellingham and Declan Rice disappointed against Argentina, but Djed Spence was brilliant again.
England ‘sh*t the bed’ and Thomas Tuchel is a ‘fraud’ and ‘coward’
Thomas Tuchel gets an absolute kicking from England fans after his cowardly tactics v Argentina. Pep anybody?
Spurs make weird history as Brighton shatter transfer record for Vuskovic
Spurs should be crowing to the world about they sold Luka Vuskovic to Brighton for a world-record fee – sort of and almost definitely.
England might as well forfeit semi-final as Messi’s ‘favourite referee’ will help ‘dirty’ Argentina win
England needn’t bother playing a World Cup semi-final against ‘dirty’ Argentina and Lionel Messi’s ‘favourite referee’, even with Phil Neville’s expert advice.
France to walk World Cup? Only a fool would bet against England
Anybody claiming to know exactly how this World Cup will pan out is a fool. Including you. And us.
Tuchel-Bellingham ‘clash’ derails England as Argentina make ‘urgent request’ and Spidercam truth revealed
Harry Kane has taken time out from his very real role as peacemaker in the very real Tuchel-Bellingham row to fire warnings at Argentina.
World Cup offers disturbing glimpse into Man Utd future as stadium plans ignore Old Trafford legacy
Man Utd ignored Old Trafford’s legacy while unveiling plans to move, amid a worrying World Cup insight into what their new home might feel like…
Jude Bellingham high but not top of World Cup semi-finalist over-reliance ranking
Are England too dependent on Bellingham and Kane? We’ve crunched the numbers to find out which of the four semi-finals are most over-reliant on certain individuals.
England civil war nonsense exposed as Kane offers insight into Tuchel v Bellingham situation
Only England can celebrate reaching a World Cup semi with a civil war between star and manager – except Tuchel v Bellingham is no such thing.
Why an England v Argentina World Cup semi-final must be blocked by FIFA
It would be a miracle if England and Norway get their World Cup quarter-final on, but the Three Lions cannot be allowed to play Argentina.
How would England beat France in the World Cup final? Their ‘three-point plan’ revealed…
It feels like Norway, Argentina, Switzerland, Spain and Belgium might want a bit more input but England are already plotting a World Cup final against France.
England handed ‘great omen’ ahead of Norway clash as plan to stop Haaland ‘revealed’
England might not be able to come up with a plan to stop Erling Haaland in the World Cup quarter-final, but they do have a ‘timely omen’.
An XI of unused World Cup 2026 quarter-finalists includes Arsenal pair and Liverpool signing but no Mainoo
Kobbie Mainoo even misses out on an XI of the best players picked for the 2026 World Cup who have yet to be given a minute by the quarter-finalists.
Roberto Martinez is ‘appallingly bad manager’ to pander to Ronaldo
Both Roberto Martinez and Cristiano Ronaldo get a kicking in the Mailbox after Portugal lost to a pretty poor Spain side.
Ronaldo drops ‘major hint’ that he WILL play at Euro 2028 as England ‘shock’ midfield plan revealed
Cristiano Ronaldo has dropped a ‘major hint’ about playing at Euro 2028, while England may unleash a ‘shock’ midfield plan against ill Norway.
Embarrassing Bellingham U-turn continues as Rashford ‘behaviour’ leaves England stars ‘stunned’
Jude Bellingham was the England star on a ‘big occasion’ he shouldn’t have been invited to, while Marcus Rashford’s ‘behaviour’ is making news.
The ridiculous stats of Erling Haaland as he takes Norway to uncharted World Cup territory
Erling Haaland has been a Premier League player for barely three seasons but has already outscored a legion of legends and is firing Norway to the World Cup.
Maguire suffers another England snub in goal-laden M-Team
Harry Maguire has been snubbed for another England XI, but might not be as frustrated considering the standard of available M-Team options.
Mbappe tells Paraguay to ‘f*** off’ after France beat ‘absolute disgrace’ in astonishing game
Kylian Mbappe dropped a couple of bombs on Paraguay after France survived one of the most ridiculous World Cup games in recent memory.
Marsch makes baffling statement in dig at ‘defensive’ Morocco after Canada exit
Jesse Marsch went into hyperbolic overdrive by stating he would ‘rather be’ Canada than Morocco after managing the former to World Cup defeat.
Luis Enrique has already approved next Manchester City signing after latest World Cup heroics
Azzedine Ounahi earned a big move after the last World Cup; his €20m release clause and Manchester City link could come into play this time.
The Azteca: a classic stadium reimagined for the modern world
The Azteca has undergone a modern transformation which will make it iconic but unrecognisable for England against Mexico at the World Cup.
Ranking England’s largely depressing options to start at right-back against Mexico
England are going to have to play a World Cup last-16 game against Mexico at the Azteca. And they’re going to need a right-back. But who?
Ronaldo and Portugal kept in World Cup by mysterious ‘technology nobody knew about’
Cristiano Ronaldo and Portugal remain in the World Cup thanks to use of a mysterious ‘technology nobody knew about’ against Croatia.
The Elliot Anderson secret tactic which might mean England are not ‘pretty much f**ked’ against Mexico
England are ‘pretty much f**ked’ against Mexico – unless Elliot Anderson proves he is worth £116m by taking some low, driven pot-shots.
Exposing the myth of the Estadio Azteca as England prepare for Mexico test
Forget your unbeaten record – the myth of the Estadio Azteca should not stop England fans from dreaming at the World Cup.
16 Conclusions on England 2-1 DR Congo: Kane, Tuchel, Rice, and this team’s undroppable worst player
England were better than all of us watching will care to remember, but still needed Harry Kane to rescue them from World Cup humiliation.