In This Most Unpredictable Of Seasons, it turns out that the best team with the best manager are the best.
Sometimes the prick is an actual villain, or something unpleasant. And sometimes it's a funny penalty miss.
Probably not since the first wasteful Mourinho selection has there been a more likely eventual PotW.
It seems to have been assigned solely to WBA. But the 5.30pm Monday PPV slot is particularly horrid.
Pickford, Richarlison, twitter dot com, Liverpool fans (yes, yes, #NotAllLiverpoolFans), Morgan. All pricks.
Project Power Grab may over-reach and be doomed in its current form, but it's still definitely a prick.
Deadline Day barged in on Monday, swinging its dick around. Who invited you?
Sadly, we have no choice this week but to discuss The Handball Law. Sorry.
Frank Lampard loves a fictitious alternative reality. And that's frankly enough for our resident prick.
A new season brings a new feature but a familiar winner: Step forward prick of the week Jose Mourinho.
Update your browser to view this website correctly.Update my browser now