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Prick of the Week No. 34: The Harry Kane Transfer Saga
The Summer of Kane is going to make last year's Sancho Saga look positively joyous. We're already annoyed.
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Prick of the Week No. 33: Sorry not sorry, it’s the Glazers!
Another week, another European Super League-based prick. Bonus: this time, there's two!
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Prick of the Week No. 32: Souness and his ‘facts’
You can have your own opinions on the Man United protests, but you can't have your own facts.
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Prick of the Week No. 31: Perez, official spokesb*stard for ESL
It was tough identifying a single prick among the vast array of pricks in a record-breaking week for prickery...
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Prick of the Week No. 30: The Game’s Gone
It has gone, the game. Football. The game. Our game. The one we loved. The one we grew up watching. It has gone.
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Prick of the Week No. 29: Juan Cala and how not to handle a race row
A miserable one this week, with a growing scandal that isn't going to go away.
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Prick of the Week No. 28: Aidy Boothroyd and ‘impossible job’
Even if it is an "impossible job" it must be possible to do better than Aidy Boothroyd, surely.
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Prick of the Week No. 27: Conspiracies and penalties
Harry Kane was fouled for a penalty and yet there are more conspiracies. Football fans are special.
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Prick of the Week No. 26: Tardy Aubameyang and the fall-out
Acting a prick in a way that makes other people act like pricks is bad prickery.
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Prick of the Week No. 25: Football’s cartoonish supervillain Andrea Agnelli
Andrea Agnelli’s ideas are, almost always, entirely absurd and nakedly geared towards big club success.
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Prick of the Week No. 24: Conspiracy theorist Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer donned his tinfoil hat after Man United's draw at Chelsea. Prick.
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Prick of the Week No. 23: Roy Hodgson and self-serving warnings
He's a good and kindly old man. This week, though, he was also kind of a prick.
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Prick of the Week No. 22: Harry Maguire dons his tinfoil hat
Harry Maguire had a very odd day on Sunday, forgetting all his football training and then also his media training.
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Prick of the Week No. 21: Referee death threats and that
Sending people death threats makes you a prick. Surely we can all agree on that. But how did we get here?
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Prick of the Week No. 20: Southampton go full Gareth Keenan
Don't lose 9-0. Definitely don't do it twice. And definitely don't then complain about the ref.
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Prick of the Week No. 19: Finally it is Harry Redknapp
It's taken 19 weeks, but Harry Redknapp has finally PFMed his way into the list.
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Prick of the Week No. 18: Lionel Messi finally loses his sh*t
In which we call the greatest footballer of all time a prick...
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Prick of the Week No. 17: Bruce, Ashley and Newcastle misery
There were lots of pricks this week. Great times. Unless you're Newcastle. Then it's sh*t.
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Prick of the Week No. 16: Football’s Covid rulebreakers
Professional footballers: please stop breaking Covid regulations. Or at least stop posing for photos when you do.
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Prick of the Week No. 15: Leeds Twitter and the Carney Code
Leeds' social media bods had to know what would happen after *that* tweet. They were pricks to press ahead.
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Prick of the Week No. 14: Arteta goes full AVB/Rafa/Fantana
They've done studies, you know. Against Everton, Arsenal win 60% of the time, every time.
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Prick of the Week No. 13: Danny Drinkwater booting a child
We were short of ideas this week. Then Danny Drinkwater booted a 16-year-old. Thanks, Danny.
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Prick of the Week No. 11: Head injuries and football
Football is behind just about every sport other than boxing, where the point is literally to concuss each other.
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Prick of the Week No. 10: Liverpool’s army of Buzz Killingtons
In This Most Unpredictable Of Seasons, it turns out that the best team with the best manager are the best.
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Prick of the Week No. 9: Ademola Lookman and the ‘Panenka’
Sometimes the prick is an actual villain, or something unpleasant. And sometimes it's a funny penalty miss.
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Prick of the Week No. 8: Roy Keane, leadership, and disrespect
Probably not since the first wasteful Mourinho selection has there been a more likely eventual PotW.
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Prick of the Week No. 7: The bleak misery of 5.30pm Monday PPV
It seems to have been assigned solely to WBA. But the 5.30pm Monday PPV slot is particularly horrid.
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Prick of the Week No. 6: Pickford, Richarlison and…
Pickford, Richarlison, twitter dot com, Liverpool fans (yes, yes, #NotAllLiverpoolFans), Morgan. All pricks.
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Prick of the Week No. 5: The Big Six and Cartoon Supervillainy
Project Power Grab may over-reach and be doomed in its current form, but it's still definitely a prick.
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Prick of the Week No. 4: Needy, attention-seeking Deadline Day
Deadline Day barged in on Monday, swinging its dick around. Who invited you?