"It's all going off. I can't even sit here properly."
Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal are not immune to some pretty poor loans.
"£600million or so spent and probably the four most impressive players this season have been homegrown."
Colombia continue to take defeat well. Radamel Falcao says "he always made the calls in favour of England".
A closer look at the Colombia team to take on England tonight. Remember: they're No Pushovers.
Radamel Falcao and Juan Cuadrado failed in England but they are dangerous...
Did Radamel Falcao try and 'fix' a World Cup qualifier. He has his say. So does Nolberto Solano.
...but there's no sign of Luis Suarez or Neymar. Real need to take a look at this list and pick a new striker...
Which players were signed for really big money, but were soon farmed out elsewhere?
Blessed - if only temporary - relief for Ranieri, and a wonderful night for Manchester City's attackers...
We find ten players who failed to flourish in the Premier League but are now doing great things...
Manchester United and Chelsea are to blame for Radamel Falcao's struggles in England, apparently.
We have two new entrants - both PL, surprisingly - on our list of the most expensive players of all time.
Falcao has been omitted from Colombia's preliminary 40-man squad for Copa America Centenario.
It's invariably described as an 'iconic' shirt but almost half the Premier League has given it to a chump.
Falcao says he didn't understand what Louis van Gaal wanted "footballistically".
The French club did try to take him back but injury scuppered the move. He stays at Chelsea.
Chelsea striker Radamel Falcao looks set to stay at Stamford Bridge after Monaco ruled out taking him back early.
Five players whose summer exits have hardly been felt. Can you imagine Stevie gegenpressing?
Andre Villas-Boas says Zenit St Petersburg did want Radamel Falcao. But they don't now.