"What a run Newcastle are on. They’re safe. There’s no way they’re getting back into trouble."
"He’ll earn another £250,000 in a fortnight. It’s a disgrace. He shouldn’t be playing."
The striker has scored 14 goals in 26 appearances for the Red Devils this season...
"Give it to big Dunc. And give Benitez what he really wants - an early conclusion to Agent Rafa’s master-plan."
Keys also insisted it 'won't be a walk in the Villa Park' for the Liverpool legend in another beyond parody blog post.
Richard Keys has got a 'mole' at Man United. That's the real story here...
Benitez is thought to be close to agreeing a deal with Everton.
"He shouldn't be anywhere near the job either in my opinion."
Richard Keys has criticised James Rodriguez for his alleged lack of commitment to Everton.
"He slows things down. That’s not what Liverpool are. He’s a Guardiola-type player."
"His barbed jibes might have more impact if his managerial career had been anything to get excited about."
Brendan Rodgers has dismissed claims that he "plotted" to get Steven Gerrard out of Liverpool.
Keys claims Liverpool should enjoy their success while they can...
Keys fires back at the 'serial abusers in the North East'.
We have moved on from "dark forces" to strategically placed mobile phones. Never change, Richard Keys.
Richard Keys has defended his "sexist" behaviour and launched an attack on Jamie Carragher.
Have Everton gone backwards under Marco Silva? Sixth-placed Everton, who finished eighth last season?
Was Roy Keane a "top, top player"? Would Graeme Souness pocket him? Would Peter Reid beat him?
Facts? No. Reason? No. Richard Keys ranting? Oh yes. Plus Syed opines on sexism again...
You can mostly ignore Richard Keys. Until he publicly misleads on the Qatar World Cup, that is.
Ex-Sky presenter says the official made a 'bad move' after their sexism row was rekindled...
Five years after leaving Sky Sports, Richard Keys is still on about the 'carve up'. Sigh...