From Robinho and Luis Suarez, to a youngster signed from Tower Hamlets and three dreadful strikers at West Ham...
"He writes a book and wants to sell the book so he starts to make up a load of sh*t for it."
Robinho wanted the move to Chelsea - but Real Madrid "didn't like them selling shirts with my name on".
Ex-Man City, Real Madrid and AC Milan star will appeal after being sentenced to nine years in prison...
A 100-cap international and La Liga and Serie A winner, but no-one was better than Rio Ferdinand.
Robinho was so close to joining Chelsea that they started selling his shirts. What happened?
Craig Bellamy once threatened a Liverpool teammate with a golf club, but Robinho is the disappointing one.
Which players were signed for really big money, but were soon farmed out elsewhere?
The Mailbox has plenty on Joe Hart, the media, Arsenal, transfers and much, much more...
Mails on Kaka, Robinho, Icons, Christian Benteke, Joe Hart and a graph. A bloody graph!
A list of those always at the centre of mishap and mischief. And a couple of d*cks in there, too