Ten Hag told to stop moaning about transfer budget after signing ‘cr*p’ £90m player last summer
Simon Jordan has slammed Erik ten Hag for complaining about Man United’s lack of funds after spending “£90million worth of crap” on Antony.
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Tottenham: Slot told to avoid ‘coach’s graveyard’ as Levy is left ‘hugely impressed’ after ‘interview’
Tottenham are ‘hugely impressed’ by Feyenoord boss Arne Slot, who is now in ‘pole position’ to replace Antonio Conte, according to a report.
Arteta needs £250m Arsenal war chest as ‘silent’ Kroenke is urged to fund four summer priorities
Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke has been encouraged to spend £250m on new players this summer, with Simon Jordan telling Mikel Arteta to be ‘ruthless’.
Chelsea told they are ‘destroying’ Lampard’s reputation with Boehly ‘laughing at him’
Former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan thinks Chelsea are “destroying” Frank Lampard’s reputation after another defeat in the Premier League.
Klopp sack? Liverpool exit timeframe predicted by pundit ahead of vital few months – ‘he’ll be gone’
Simon Jordan thinks Jurgen Klopp will leave Liverpool at the start of next season if the club’s current woes carry over into the 2023/24 campaign.
Jordan doubts Tottenham fans will shed ‘tears’ over Paratici ban as he makes ‘rank amateurism’ claim
Simon Jordan doubts there will be “a lot of tears lost” from Tottenham fans over FIFA’s decision to issues a worldwide ban to Fabio Paratici.
Pundit tells Chelsea to sell three players for £140m if they need to ‘get around’ FFP
Former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan thinks Chelsea will be able to “get around” Financial Fair Play rules if they sell three of their players.
Man Utd takeover: Fans warned ‘competitive tension’ is fabricated as Glazers will ‘drag on’ £6bn sale
Man Utd supporters have been warned that the Glazer family can “drag on” the takeover process “as long as they want until they get their price”.
Conte sack: Tottenham must fire ‘noisy twit’ without ‘compensation’ for ‘bringing club into disrepute’
Tottenham Hotspur have been told to sack Antonio Conte “without competition” as the Italian head coach has “brought the club into disrepute”.
Potter ‘won’t win a Premier League’ or give Boehly ‘what he paid for’ at Chelsea – Jordan
Simon Jordan does not believe Graham Potter is the right man for Chelsea despite their comeback win in the Champions League against Dortmund.
Jordan: Newcastle ‘aren’t anywhere near’ other ‘big’ clubs, Chelsea boss Potter should ‘stop moaning’
Simon Jordan claims Newcastle “aren’t anywhere near” the size of other “big” clubs in the Premier League with the Magpies “20 years” away from catching up.
Newcastle chief labelled ‘fake’ after ‘PR’ stunt following loss to Man Utd – ‘sentimental rubbish’
Newcastle United co-owner Amanda Staveley has been blasted for her response to their loss to Man Utd in the final of the Carabao Cup.
Jordan brutally and unfairly accuses Potter of ‘playing mental health card’ amid death threats
Pundit Simon Jordan says he is “tired of the mental health card being played” by managers like Graham Potter, who is feeling the “pressure”.
Chelsea man won’t ‘make the cut’ in new era and ‘will be sold,’ thinks pundit
Simon Jordan does not believe Mason Mount will “make the cut” in terms of Chelsea’s “new way of building and buying” and as such “will be sold” by the club.
Jordan sensationally calls on ‘old town crier’ Neville to break ‘silence’ on Man Utd, Qatar bid
Simon Jordan has called out Man Utd legend Gary Neville following Qatari Sheikh Jassim Bin Hamad Al Thani’s bid to take over the Premier League club.
Jordan claims ‘it’s silly’ to suggest Man Utd star is ‘world-class’ despite ‘ridiculous vein of form’
Ex-Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan thinks “it’s silly” to suggest Man Utd star Marcus Rashford is a “world-class” talent despite his “ridiculous form”.
£3.1bn bid to buy Tottenham ‘wouldn’t get’ Jahm Najafi ‘in the side door’
Former Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan thinks any bidders for Tottenham will have go over £3.1billion to get their hands on the club.
Leeds told Iraola is a ‘Bielsa disciple’ who won’t bring ‘structure’ but ‘organised chaos’ like Marsch
Simon Jordan is not convinced by the potential appointment of Rayo Vallecano head coach Andoni Iraola as the new Leeds United boss.
Former Man City financial adviser insists champions ‘must’ face ‘relegation’ if allegations are ‘proven’
Former Man City financial adviser Stefan Borson has claimed that if the Premier League charges against the club are “proven” then they “must” be relegated.
Jordan claims Man Utd have ‘two options’ after charges against Greenwood are dropped
Former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan thinks Man Utd have “two options” amid their internal investigation into Mason Greenwood.
Gordon told to ‘do one’ as Allardyce picks ‘bargain’ move to Newcastle as signing of the window
Sam Allardyce has surprisingly selected Anthony Gordon’s £45m move from Everton to Newcastle as his signing of the winter transfer window.
£60m Gordon fee is ‘laughable’ with Everton forward’s ‘attitude’ questioned amid Newcastle interest
Simon Jordan does not believe Anthony Gordon is worth £60million with Newcastle United rumoured to be interested in the Everton winger.
‘Rattled’ Marsch told to ‘grow up’ over media ‘bullsh*t’ with US ‘influence’ only reason he has Leeds job
Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan thinks Leeds United boss Jesse Marsch is “rattled” after his rant over the English press and recent reports.
Pundit ‘gobsmacked’ by potential Man Utd takeover price after ‘formal’ announcement from Ratcliffe
Simon Jordan has insisted that he would be “gobsmacked” if Man Utd are sold for £7bn amid interest from British businessman SIr Jim Ratcliffe.
‘I find it curious’ – Jordan baffled by PSG owner’s minority stake interest in Tottenham
Simon Jordan has questioned why the owners of Paris Saint-Germain would want a minority stake in Tottenham after reports of interest.
Jordan accuses Argentina hero of ‘cheating’ in World Cup final as ex-teammate reveals delight
Jordan believes the Argentinian’s antics went beyond gamesmanship in the final, but Jack Wilshere bloody loved it.
Jordan ‘half in Keane’s camp’ over Brazil and their ‘bleeding Samba dancing’
Simon Jordan says he is “half in their camp” after Roy Keane and Graeme Souness criticised Brazil for their celebrations during a 4-1 win over South Korea.
Jordan warns Burnley boss Kompany that the Belgium job is a ‘poisoned chalice’ amid links
Simon Jordan has warned Burnley boss Vincent Kompany about taking the Belgium national team job after Roberto Martinez left his role.
Bale and ‘Eminem’ wannabe Ramsey slammed after ‘poor’ Wales showing against Iran
Jordan has criticised “busted flush” Bale and “Eminem” lookalike Ramsey after Wales were beaten by Iran on Friday morning.
Pundit ‘perplexed’ by Beale to Rangers rumours after QPR boss boasted about ‘integrity’
Reports that Queens Park Rangers manager Michael Beale is set to join Scottish giants Rangers have “perplexed” Simon Jordan.