Man Utd signing slammed for doing ‘nothing’ in ‘waste of money’ Ten Hag transfer
Former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan insists that Antony has been a “waste of money” and done “nothing” since signing for Man Utd.
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Man City: PL urged to ‘expel’ the ‘bullies’ so they can ‘bugger off’ to Super League
The Premier League have been encouraged to “expel” Manchester City as their recent “bullying” of the league has been “absolutely reprehensible”.
‘Foolish’ Man Utd target Ashworth urged to ‘behave properly’ after ‘breaching Newcastle contract’
Simon Jordan has hit out at Dan Ashworth after the Newcastle United chief ‘inadvertently’ revealed that Manchester United were attempting to tap him up.
Jordan hails Man Utd co-owner Ratcliffe for ending culture that encourages ‘nut scratching’
Ex-Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan thinks Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe has made the right decision to working from home culture at Old Trafford.
Liverpool: Ex-Prem chairman tells Reds to sell ‘diving’ Salah as he’s just a ‘fair-weather player’
Former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan admits he’s “not a fan” of Liverpool forward Mohamed Salah and reckons he’s “a fair-weather player”.
Pundit claims Klopp is more ‘significant participatory’ than a ‘winner’ in Guardiola comparison
Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp has been labelled a “significant participatory” as a pundit has compared him with rival manager Pep Guardiola.
Man Utd: Ratcliffe’s timeline for Premier League glory revealed as off-record conversation leaked
Sir Jim Ratcliffe’s timeline to bring Premier League glory back to Man Utd has been revealed after an off-the-record conversation was leaked.
Arsenal: Ben White told to ‘sod off’ over England snub as pundit delivers ‘sunbed’ jibe
Simon Jordan has told Ben White to “sod off” after snubbing England, claiming the Arsenal defender wants to spend more time on a sunbed.
Jordan ‘argues’ that Chelsea ‘shining light’ has not ‘had the impact’ to go to Euros with England
Jordan is not sure Chelsea playmaker Palmer has “had quite the impact” required for a place in England’s squad at this summer’s European Championships.
Jordan reveals shock at Bayern links to ‘court jester’ Solskjaer who oversaw ‘worst period’ at Man Utd
Simon Jordan has revealed his disbelief that Bayern Munich have been linked with former Man Utd boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.
Newcastle told to ‘rinse’ Man Utd for Dan Ashworth as Rio Ferdinand makes ‘bullied’ claim
Simon Jordan has encouraged Newcastle United to “rinse” Manchester United as Sir Jim Ratcliffe attempts to lure director Dan Ashworth to Old Trafford.
Walker told Maupay would’ve ‘legged it’ out of the tunnel after Man City star makes ‘knock out’ threat
Simon Jordan has offered his thoughts on the clash between Manchester City’s Kyle Walker and Brentford’s Neal Maupay on Monday night.
Henderson told Ajax move is ‘as close to home as he can get’ after ‘ridiculous diatribe’ damaged reputation
Danny Murphy has told ex-Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson that he is “probably as close to home as he can get” after damaging his reputation in England.
Arsenal blasted for ‘pointless’ signing of ‘timid’ star in ‘tax write-off’ which leaves Big Six rivals ‘laughing’
Arsenal have been blasted for signing Germany international Kai Havertz from Premier League rivals Chelsea as he is “timid and not aggressive enough”.
Arsenal labelled ‘busy bunch of sods’ and ‘ridiculous’ Arteta is criticised as pundits clash in Saka debate
Simon Jordan has branded Arsenal a “busy bunch of sods” after the Gunners complained to the PGMOL over the rough treatment of Bukayo Saka.
Man Utd told to be ‘relieved to get £5m back’ for ‘deadweight’ whose agent ‘deserves a slap’
Former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan reckons Man Utd should be “relieved to get £5m back” for Borussia Dortmund-bound Jadon Sancho.
Liverpool: Klopp told he has ‘messiah complex’ after his ‘surprising swipe’ at Reds supporters
TalkSPORT’s Simon Jordan has reacted to Jurgen Klopp’s criticism of Liverpool supporters following their 5-1 win over West Ham United.
Simon Jordan says Man Utd ‘don’t have the balls’ to question Ten Hag ahead of Bayern Munich clash
Simon Jordan highlighted the lack of characters within Manchester United’s squad, saying this is the only reason their dressing room hasn’t turned toxic.
Jordan gives Man City FFP verdict prediction after ‘trial of the century’ claims
Ex-Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan doubts there will be a resolution to Manchester City’s trial over alleged breaches of financial rules until 2030.
Liverpool told they’ll challenge Man City again after ‘massive upgrade’ with two signings named
Simon Jordan has named Dominik Szoboszlai and Alexis Mac Allister as reasons Liverpool have had a “massive upgrade” on last season, leading to them challenging Manchester City again.
Likely verdict of legal action against Everton revealed, as Toffees fans wage war on the Premier League
Simon Jordan thinks it is unlikely that any club attempting to sue Everton after their unprecedented 10-point deduction will be successful.
‘Heavy’ Everton penalty ‘sets precedent’ ahead of Man City verdict as ex-Prem owner warns Pep’s side
Former Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan has offered his take on Everton being deducted 10 points for breaching the Premier League’s financial rules.
Ferdinand mocked as Southgate made ‘right call’ to leave ‘average’ Chelsea star out of England squad
Simon Jordan thinks Gareth Southgate was “right” to leave Chelsea star Raheem Sterling out of his latest England squad as he has been “average” of late.
Jordan destroys Arsenal star Ramsdale and his dad in ‘bedtime story’ rant; Man Utd man catches strays
Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale has been told by Simon Jordan that he shouldn’t need “mummy and daddy to come out and say things for you”.
Jordan slams Brighton boss De Zerbi for ‘ridiculous’ comments about English referees
Brighton boss Roberto de Zerbi has been criticised by former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan for his comments about English referees.
Chelsea will win the Premier League ‘in the next two or three years’ – Jordan
Former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan claims Chelsea will win the Premier League title “in the next two or three years” under Todd Boehly’s ownership.
Jordan compares Howe to sacked Bradford boss in Newcastle role ‘Genghis Khan’ would have thrived in
Former Crystal Palace owner Simon Jordan fears Newcastle United will take the Manchester City route to success – which could mean bad news for Eddie Howe…
Are Liverpool ‘alleging corruption’? Simon Jordan baffled by ‘escalation’ threat over VAR blunder
Liverpool have now asked for the audio to be released having issued a statement which has baffled Simon Jordan – ‘What the hell does that mean?’
Arteta trying to ‘look clever’ with worthless ‘innovation’ at Arsenal, claims Jordan
Simon Jordan reckons Mikel Arteta illustrated his narcissism through his bold claim in response to dropping Aaron Ramsdale for David Raya on Sunday.
Jordan claims Man Utd boss Ten Hag won Ronaldo battle ‘by default’; repeats ‘small man in big suit’ dig
Simon Jordan has doubled down on his view that Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag is not an “elite” manager like Pep Guardiola and Jurgen Klopp.