Lingard will only be ‘remembered for TikTok’ after ‘flushing last three years’ at Man Utd
“That’s his choice. Jesse Lingard will be remembered, for me, for TikTok videos.”
Simon Jordan
Everton told to keep £35m-rated Anthony Gordon amid interest from Newcastle United
“Everton need their best players in the academy, to embody what the fans want to see.”
Man Utd told there are ‘many, many reasons’ why Eriksen might turn them down
The Dane is out of contract this summer after spending the second half of the 2021/22 season at Premier League side Brentford.
Everton told they ‘need a kick up the jacksie’ if they sell midfielder amid Tottenham Hotspur links
“[Everton] need a kick up the jacksie if they let that one happen.”
Jordan blasts ‘stupid, gormless and naive’ Arnold over leaked Man Utd fans interview
“There’s nothing that you should be saying to these people that you shouldn’t be willing to say in the public domain.”
Lukaku labelled a ‘fool’ by pundit as Chelsea are urged to send forward to Inter Milan ‘in a cab’
“What are you holding on to him for? He doesn’t look fit, he doesn’t look interested, he doesn’t look motivated…”
Pundit sends ‘failure’ warning to Arteta, Edu – claims Arsenal need to ‘lock down’ star player
“He should sign a new contract and they should want him to sign a new contract and find a solution to it.”
Owen backed as fellow pundit claims ‘undeniable’ Liverpool ‘are the best team in Europe’
“Liverpool are the best team in Europe, I think they’re ferrel, they’re electric, they’re almost undeniable.”
Grealish mocking Almiron takes him ‘back to where he belongs – in moron territory,’ says pundit
Miguel Almiron made a surprise appearance in Manchester City’s title celebrations thanks to Jack Grealish, who returned to “moron territory”.
Arsenal and Tottenham Hotspur ‘are not good enough to be in the top four’ – Jordan
“They are not good enough really to be in the top four under a normal regime of what a top four looks like.”
‘A waste of money’ – Ex-Man Utd attacker labelled ‘irresponsible’ and ‘fundamental disappointment’
“He has been a fundamental disappointment all season to Leeds and a waste of money in my view.”
Arsenal legend Keown called ‘deluded’ by Jordan during heated discussion on NLD loss
“Am I on here so you can ridicule me? Is that what you’re trying to do?”
‘A load of rubbish!’ – West Ham mocked over reported ‘eight year-deal’ offer to Rice
“Who’s going to sign an eight-year deal with West Ham? Why would you do it?”
Jordan explains why Liverpool can’t afford to let Mane ‘go anywhere’ amid Bayern Munich links
Former Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan has warned Liverpool not to sell Sadio Mane amid links with Bayern Munich.
Arsenal told they are ‘half a decade away from vaguely resembling’ title challengers
Simon Jordan has told Arsenal fans there isn’t a “parallel universe” where the Gunners win the Premier League next season…
Simon Jordan claims Pep Guardiola ‘would have struggled’ at Man Utd in Ralf Rangnick’s role
“If you put Pep Guardiola in for six months, he would have struggled with the current crop of players.”
Jordan makes ‘bit of a pup’ claim as Villa weigh up Coutinho bid
“Villa are trying to build a side that is going to compete with the upper echelons of the league.”
‘Appalling’ Pogba told he’s ‘earned’ the boos from Man Utd fans
“There’s certain people you just can’t turn round.”
‘Man Utd to get fourth!’ – Pundit claims Arsenal, Spurs are a ‘shambles’
“The worst thing that’s going to happen is that Man United are going to get fourth!”
‘Stepping stone’ – Pundit makes Howe, Newcastle prediction
“I think he will be the stepping stone. He will be the Mark Hughes before Roberto Mancini.”
Murphy claims neutrals want Liverpool to beat City to title
“I think as well from a neutral point of view, you’ve got to want Liverpool to win it, really.”
Man Utd urged by pundit to ignore Neville and ‘nincompoop’ players
“I couldn’t care less what the nincompoops inside the dressing room think. They are half the problem.”
Man Utd stars ‘under-aroused’ and ‘over-rewarded’, says Jordan
Man United are paying the price for Solskjaer’s “laughable” reign at Old Trafford…
‘Embarrassed’ Alli is ‘wasting everyone’s time’ at Everton – Jordan
“Dele Alli, you’re looking at someone who’s wasting everyone’s time, notably his own.”
Jordan slams 2022 World Cup chief after Southgate criticism
“I think Gareth has played this absolutely right.”
Pundits react as ‘greatest British’ talent claim made about Bale
“We haven’t spoken to anybody and it will be a decision he makes at some time in June.”
Jordan tells FA, Government to ‘grow up’ over Chelsea tickets
Roman Abramovich put the Premier League club up for sale on March 2 amid Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.
Pundits claim Man Utd need ‘disharmony’ PL boss would provide
Murphy and Jordan insists United need to be “livened up”.
Jordan slams ‘childish’ Conte in 860-word Spurs rant
“To have laid out a whole diatribe, it really does smack to me of deeply unprofessional, childish mentality.”
Rangnick backed to remain as Man Utd boss on two conditions
Jordan believes Rangnick is doing a better job at Man Utd than people are making out.