Garth Crooks on Paul Pogba and Mo Salah is cringeworthy, while Stan Collymore thinks Chelsea are good by accident.
Pundits are queueing up to urge Harry Kane to leave Spurs for major honours. He wouldn't be the first England star to finish potless...
"They are driving Newcastle down to the Championship, and neither seem to care."
Crooks and Collymore provide the backbone of Mediawatch. They are the 'grown-ups' to everyone else's Phil Foden.
United have been tipped by some to mount a genuine title challenge, but Collymore's called bullsh*t.
“Jurgen Klopp has achieved great things at Liverpool but it took him much longer than the year-and-a-bit Lampard has had at Chelsea."
“Well done for not taking that move, helping get Villa into the top flight, but he can play for any elite club now.”
That might seem obvious to you, Mediawatch and all but one of the world's inhabitants. Poor Stan.
After getting it wrong with Sheffield United, you might think Stan Collymore would learn about Leeds.
The frozen out Arsenal man would "thrive" under Jurgen Klopp at Liverpool, says a pundit.
The Scotland international has been an unbelievable success for Liverpool over the past three years.
Stan Collymore is apoplectic at the idea Arsenal might let Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang 'go almost without a fight'.
Collymore claims the current state of the league means Liverpool are not a 'great' team.
Former Liverpool target Timo Werner is not a "reincarnation" of Messi or Ronaldo, says Stan Collymore.
Stan Collymore has a solution to the neutral grounds problem. An awful solution...
Alan Shearer and Tim Sherwood are in from the champions, but also Robbie Fowler...
Jamie Carragher says Liverpool's "respect and goodwill is lost". Stan Collymore is slightly more...vocal.
Stan Collymore said Jack Grealish was a 'good lad' and then got a little bit sweary.
Stan Collymore thinks Son Heung-min's reaction to Andre Gomes' horror injury was "over the top".
Stan Collymore has two signings in mind if Pogba stays, and three if he leaves Man United.
Stan Collymore thinks Wolves midfielder Ruben Neves would improve Jurgen Klopp's side next season.
Silly, silly us - we thought that Pep Guardiola had done a pretty good job at Man City. Stan knows otherwise...
My word. He still expects Man Utd to finish third or fourth. Plus, he really does use his imagination....
"Paul Pogba looks like he is trying to copy Cristiano Ronaldo's free-kick build-up"
Stan Collymore says Chelsea need to get rid of Alvaro Morata if they want to win the PL title.
Matt Le Tissier won 10 fewer caps than Carlton Palmer. Man Utd's double winning captain didn't win any...
Stan Collymore calls him both a "c***" and a '"Tom" but Ian Wright is the bigger and better man.
Former player - and current pundit - Collymore has called Wright a c***. Quiet Sunday.
Stan Collymore has a message for Jurgen Klopp. And we can't stress enough how silly it is.
What Liverpool need now is...a 40-year-old goalkeeper. And better defenders. Thanks Stan.
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