Football in 2019 is sh*te. You can't even karate kick someone directly in the head and get away with it.
Thomas Muller apologised to Nico Tagliafico after kicking the Ajax left-back in the head.
That Kylian Mbappe fella? "He has an engine in his butt that everyone else wants to have."
Leroy Sane? Thomas Muller and Julian Draxler "couldn't lace his boots", apparently. Sure.
Thomas Muller is one of four 'fantasy' signings Ed Woodward wants to make at Man United...
Van Gaal wanted to bring Hummels and Muller to Man United from Bayern, but it was not to be.
Thomas Muller's refusal to swap Bayern for Liverpool reportedly cost Philippe Coutinho his move to Barca.
Dybala's agent talks up England move, Benzema to Arsenal and Muller talks about Man United move...
Manchester United wanted Thomas Muller in 2015. The Bayern Munich forward "considered" it.
A raft of Premier League clubs want Thomas Muller, who is "not happy" at Bayern Munich.
There is a lot of talk about renewal of interest for Arsenal, Chelsea and Spurs. Oh and Diego Costa...
Jurgen Klopp has 'asked to feel' Thomas Muller. Crikey. Two other Prem sides also want him.
You can probably guess three of the names on Woodward's 'fantasy' list. The fourth seems a bit out of place.
Manchester United had an £85million move for Bayern star Thomas Muller, according to reports.
Staying or going. Allowed to leave or forced to stay. Alvaro Morata or Thomas Muller. Clear as mud...
"A player like him is part of our DNA. He plays an important role at the club."
Gareth Bale, Lionel Messi and Neymar are in, but who else makes the European team of the season?
Muller to United, Arteta to get City job, Hazard only wants PSG, Pulis to leave WBA, Firmino to PSG?
Bayern forward Thomas Muller has ended speculation over his future by signing a new contract.
Thomas Muller has been forced to once again deny claims that he will join Man United in the near future.
Bayern Munich forward Thomas Muller says that Premier League wages tempt him into a move
United really were desperate to sign Muller 'at all costs', Lukaku fancies playing for Wenger (and Mourinho and Guardiola).
Bayern Munich president Karl-Heinz Rummenigge says the Bundesliga club turned down an extremely lucrative offer for Thomas Muller this summer.
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