Starting to look like Angeball might only be capable of making Spurs more Spurs than ever before. So who might be next for the impossible managerial job?
The World Cup ladder is here and we are making pretty good guesses about what is in Thomas Tuchel’s head.
Lee Carsley’s withdrawal-impacted final England squad was much-changed and littered with U21 all-stars, so who will drop out when Thomas Tuchel takes over?
England beat Greece 3-0 on Thursday night to really p*** off national newspaper men. WHERE WAS THOMAS TUCHEL? Probably at home, chaps.
Remember when England players never withdrew from international duty under Gareth Southgate? Blame Thomas Tuchel…
In 2022, Gordon came close to moving from Everton to Chelsea, with incoming England boss Thomas Tuchel favouring a move for the winger.
The high number of players dropping out of the England squad has been blamed on the Football Association delaying Thomas Tuchel’s start.
The football press pack knew precisely which German football manager they wanted to write about today, and it isn’t the one everyone is now talking about.
According to reports, new England boss Thomas Tuchel has been ‘in talks’ with Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford, who has been handed a ‘lifeline’.
Thomas Tuchel passed on the opportunity to join Man Utd as manager with “everything prepared” for him to succeed Erik ten Hag, according to Pini Zahavi.
Former Liverpool and Chelsea defender Glen Johnson insists Man Utd “missed the boat” by not appointing Thomas Tuchel “sooner”.
According to reports, former Manchester United forward Mason Greenwood ‘wants’ talks with Thomas Tuchel before ‘deciding’ his England future.
Arsenal ‘cannot and will not’ win the Premier League title after Mikel Arteta’s ‘pragmatism’ added to his side’s woes at AFC Bournemouth…
England fans who drive German cars and enjoy big frankfurters are not allowed to be annoyed by Thomas Tuchel’s appointment, says Jamie O’Hara.
Former England striker Wayne Rooney admits he is “surprised” that Thomas Tuchel has been appointed as the Three Lions’ new boss.
According to the reports, the FA had an ‘offer rejected’ by Real Madrid boss Carlo Ancelotti, who ‘refused to’ become England’s permanent head coach.
England have won the World Cup. Thomas Tuchel is a genius. Here are 16 Conclusions on his Harry Kane call, cap waving, Reece James and Lee Carsley’s legacy.
The English media get a pummelling from the Mailbox, which asks them not very politely to f*** off.
Thomas Tuchel picked a Chelsea team for the 2022 FA Cup final that hasn’t been accumulated a minute for the Blues this season. Can you remember that XI?
Jamie Carragher reckons Thomas Tuchel being the manager of England “doesn’t feel right” despite the German’s “brilliance”.
Thomas Tuchel has had his first press conference as England manager and already been asked about the national anthem. FFS.
New England head coach Thomas Tuchel wants to show Three Lions fans that he is proud to be in the job despite his German passport.
Former England defender Danny Mills has bizarrely raised Thomas Tuchel’s dress sense as a concern after the German was appointed the new Three Lions boss.
As you may have noticed, Thomas Tuchel is going to be the next manager of England, and the Daily Mail’s heads have duly fallen entirely off.
Dave Tickner went live to offer a F365 reaction while Thomas Tuchel was being unveiled as England’s new manager.
We take a look at Thomas Tuchel’s most-used Englishmen and wonder whether we are going to see an England recall for Mason Mount.
Former Premier League boss Harry Redknapp has hit out at the FA’s decision to make Thomas Tuchel the new permanent England manager.
Our John Nicholson believes that an England team should have an English manager, but not in a Daily Mail kind of way.
The Football Association have announced that Thomas Tuchel has succeeded Gareth Southgate as the new permanent England manager.
Gary Lineker has snubbed Thomas Tuchel and named the manager he would have preferred to see replace Gareth Southgate as England manager.