“It’s a thousand times better than the Manchester derby. Anyone who tells you differently is just pulling your leg."
"He was the toughest son of a b**** I ever met. Nothing short of brilliant."
Man United have won seven-straight matches since the Norwegian was appointed as caretaker manager.
Cristiano Ronaldo? Nope. Wayne Rooney? Nah. David Bellion? That'd make more sense.
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"My girl’s mad at me. She’s like 'Only I can bite you. Only I can grab your nipples.'" Erm...
"The guy who comes in and manages this team is sitting on a goldmine," says Tim Howard of Everton.
Giving grief to opposition players is deemed part and parcel, but having a pop at one of your own? Cold.
Nearly all of Chelsea's squad has regressed from last season, but which PL players have improved?
Spaniard Joel Robles will start against Middlesbrough in Capital One Cup. But that was planned.
Tim Howard says criticism from fans and the media "doesn't mean anything" and insists his record puts him up with the Premier League's best.
Rooney is the reigning 'unjustified undroppable' champion, but there are four contenders to his crown.
Joel Robles will be return to being Tim Howard's back-up again this weekend despite his Capital One Cup heroics for Everton.
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