It should have been Wayne Rooney but he costs all the money all the time. Milner is the king of free men.
In goalkeeping terms, it's been a miserable decade and a half post-Spunky. Viva Scott Loach.
Jose Mourinho said other managers "cry, cry, cry" over injuries. Here's an absent XI worth shedding tears over...
"Yes, It won't be weeks, it will be a longer period," says Dyche. He means months...
Poor Fraser Forster. Gareth Southgate has confirmed that Tom Heaton will start on Tuesday against France.
No keeper from Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Everton or West Ham in the top ten. What an odd season
Who win more points when their captain doesn't start? Who is aimless without their on-pitch leader?
Sean Dyche believes Tom Heaton deserves to be spoken of as a potential England number one.
Arsenal claim a few awards, as do Chelsea. Even Rui Faria wins something. Jose should be proud.
Burnley boss Sean Dyche says keeper Tom Heaton deserves to rank alongside the modern-day greats.
Burnley captain Tom Heaton has signed a new four-year contract with the club.
Mark Noble has finally made an England squad. Rejoice, footballing world.
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