Chelsea and Liverpool might be 'balking', but Man United are 'determined' to sign Jadon Sancho.
Man Utd are one of three Premier League clubs still after Koulibaly. Liverpool are more interested in departures.
Man United were clearly fans of the 2017 summer transfer window, when Thomas Lemar was hot property.
Arsenal are 'furious' with Barcelona for trying to 'unsettle' a player. We appear to have gone back in time to 2011.
A Liverpool player has been named as Real's 'top transfer target'. And Chelsea are making an £85m offer.
That's right: Paul Pogba has had another change of Man Utd heart. He bloody loves Bruno Fernandes.
Man Utd could lose two teenagers to Italy and their best keeper to Chelsea. That's just careless.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City and Man United didn't see Dortmund coming. And Harry Kane is off.
Man United want another legend's kid. And they are going to throw all of the money at their main target.
Man United are looking to 'execute' summer deals right about now, the funk soul brother...
When Man United stop trying to sell Paul Pogba, they will alleviate their 'panic' with a move for a Wolves forward...
Insert your own joke here. But while Liverpool are after Brazil's 'little gem', Chelsea are farming out two 30-somethings.
Liverpool have been watching a Bundesliga 'sensation' that isn't Sancho. Arsenal are keeping tabs on Germany, too.
Liverpool are putting plans in place. And Arsenal want a former Man United defender with 'a low buyout clause'.
Man United know not the meaning of a transfer shortlist. They are linked with 14 players on Sunday. Fair.
Man United are 'determined' to sign three English players and one Dutch assist king for quite a lot of money...
Liverpool are 'desperate' to sign Kai Havertz for 'close to a club record' fee. And Roberto Firmino could make way.
Man Utd want Jack Grealish. And Philippe Coutinho. And Mauricio Pochettino. The greedy buggers.
Pogba has told Man United teammates he wants to leave. And they 'understand'. Grealish is coming in.
Barcelona bidding for Willian is no surprise. But £85m for Richarlison is absolutely wild.
Man Utd are not counting the Fernandes egg until it has hatched. So a Barca midfielder could be targeted...
Man Utd are clearly not content with having only one club resist their transfer overtures. And Spurs have plans.
Man Utd were not all that happy with Haaland's demands. They will try and sign his new teammate instead.
Man United want all of the players for all of the money. Oh, and Dries Mertens on a free.
Juve are scouting Champions League finalists, everyone wants Zakaria and Newcastle are after Sissoko and Cisse.
Man United 'are not looking to immediately replace Pogba'. They have just found his 'potential heir'. That's all.
Manchester United have got plans, and they aren't about to let something as insignificant as money stop them.
Man United have been 'alerted' by PSG's decision not to extend record scorer Edinson Cavani's contract.
Man United want you to know that they have f***ing loads of money, but also that January can be difficult. Yawn.
Man United are briefing about being 'braced' for a tough January, but they 'remain open to activity'. Bony on a free it is.
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