Gossip: Lewandowski, Simeone, Herrera, love
Lewandowski to Liverpool, Simeone to Chelsea, Herrera to Barca, eternal love…
Transfer Gossip
Gossip: Martins Indi, Rojo, Stones, Ospina
Man United to swap Rojo with Martins Indi, Ospina wants to leave, Chelsea still want Stones…
Gossip: Mane, Depoitre, Kuyt, Defoe
Man United back in for Sadio Mane, Spurs want Laurent Depoitre, and are Barca being offered Jermain Defoe?
Gossip: Rodgers, Coutinho, Moyes, Pep
Rodgers or Moyes (!!) for England, Coutinho wanted by City, Pep says yes…
Gossip: Samper, Boufal, Depoitre, Afobe
Samper wants Arsenal move, Spurs eye Boufal and Depoitre (us neither), Villa prepare Afobe bid…
Gossip: Coutinho, Arsenal, Tottenham
Philippe Coutinho is said to be keen on Barcelona, Arsenal want Besiktas pair and Spurs want ‘new Hazard’.
Gossip: Klopp, Ancelotti, Di Matteo, Pearson
Jurgen Klopp, Carlo Ancelotti and Roberto Di Matteo (what?) are the frontrunners to replace Rodgers.
Gossip: Dick to pull out; Perez, Neves…
Dick Advocaat is set to quit Sunderland, Spurs wanted Ayoze Perez, Chelsea want Ruben Neves…
Gossip: Liverpool’s Sane custard pie; Nolito, Enrique
Liverpool have been snubbed by Schalke starlet Leroy Sane, Arsenal are after a “goal-machine” and West Brom are amazingly tracking a player they nearly signed in the summer… LIVERPOOL HANDED…
Gossip: Valdes, Carvalho, Amelia, Terry
Victor Valdes won’t be joining Liverpool, Chelsea want William Carvalho and have found Carlo Cudicini’s natural successor, and ‘several’ Chinese clubs are interested in signing John Terry… VALDES CAN LEAVE…
Gossip: Lacazette, Calhanoglu, Lavezzi…
Alex Lacazette falls out with Lyon, Man United want Calhanoglu, Arsenal and Liverpool both target Ezequiel Lavezzi (hmm…) LACAZETTE FALLS OUT WITH LYON It’s understandably sold by most media outlets as…
Gossip: Klopp, Vieira, Thiago…
Jurgen Klopp will demand a transfer overhaul at Liverpool, Sunderland could move for Patrick Vieira, and Man City want Thiago… KLOPP TO DEMAND TRANSFER CONTROL While a boost, a scrappy 3-2 victory…
Gossip: Grealish, Vidic, Mazzarri
Grealish would cost more than £60m, Nemanja Vidic could be off to Washington, Walter Mazzarri to replace Rodgers? Grealish for £60m? Nope Oh Tim Sherwood, you wonderful man. Having stopped describing…
Gossip: Rodgers, Moyes and Pep for England
Do Liverpool have Ten Days To Lose A Guy? Plus, Steve McClaren has David Moyes on his shoulder and Pep for England. Ish.
Gossip: N’Koulou, Rugani, Gray…
Chelsea want Nicolas N’koulou to make it 100 defenders, Arsenal eye up Daniele Rugani, Liverpool want Demarai Gray in January… CHELSEA WANT N’KOULOU With Chelsea’s defence looking shakier than Stevens, Jose…
Gossip: Ronaldo to Manchester United (again)
How this can still be an ‘exclusive’ is a mystery to us. Honestly, it’s boring the very c*cks and tits off us here at Football365…
Gossip: Origi available on loan (thank f***)
Talk in a Belgian newspaper of Liverpool’s £10m Divock Origi being available on loan has just about rescued a rotten gossip column…
Gossip: Wanyama, Guardiola, Batshuayi
Chelsea want Victor Wanyama as a budget version of Paul Pogba, Manchester United to approach Pep Guardiola (although the maths doesn’t fit), Arsenal in for Marseille striker Michy Batshuayi,…
Gossip: Tielemans, Silva, Zapata…
Arsenal send a scout to watch Belgian midfielder Youri Tielemans, Manchester United want Bernardo Silva, and Everton are chasing AC Milan defender Cristian Zapata… TIELEMANS THE MAN FOR ARSENAL Youri Tielemans…
Gossip: Ivanovic, Terry, Ozil, Byram…
Chelsea have begun their quest to find a replacement for Branislav Ivanovic, Fenerbahce want John Terry and Mesut Ozil, Swansea are targeting Leeds defender Sam Byram… CHELSEA BEGIN RIGHT BACK…
Gossip: Gaya to Chelsea or Man City
This might be the worst gossip column in living memory. We have Chelsea wanting Jose Gaya, Man United eyeing Ennis and a true price for Memphis Depay…
Gossip: Stones, Varane, Austin, Valdes
Chelsea want Manchester United outcast Victor Valdes, John Stones is a Real Madrid target (of course he is), and Newcastle are willing to pay £15million for Charlie Austin in…
Gossip: Tielemans, Austin, Adebayor…
Arsenal are prepared to bid for Anderlecht midfielder Youri Tielemans in January, Newcastle are ready to test QPR by offering just £6million for Charlie Austin, and Emmanuel Adebayor “would…
Gossip: Pogba, Van Gaal, Rooney
The Sunday Express ‘exclusively’ reveal what we all knew about Paul Pogba, Louis van Gaal to stay and Wayne Rooney to Miami, baby…
Gossip: Varane to United, Isco toot, Austin
Manchester United make Real Madrid defender Raphael Varane their No. 1 target, Arsenal open Isco talks (they really don’t), Charlie Austin will leave in January if QPR get decent…