WARNING: Contains Arsenal's No 9 shirt curse, 8-2 tartings and Eric Djemba-Djemba. Obviously.
Reading boss Jaap Stam has raided his former club Manchester United to sign Tyler Blackett.
Bastian Schweinsteiger is the most high profile, but the average age of the nine is 21.6. Oh, Jose.
A Portuguese striker who's going to the Euros, a Dutch international and a £20m signing, to name but three...
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