Man United v Arsenal: An all-time dregs XI
WARNING: Contains Arsenal’s No 9 shirt curse, 8-2 tartings and Eric Djemba-Djemba. Obviously.
Tyler Blackett
Man United defender Blackett joins Reading
Reading boss Jaap Stam has raided his former club Manchester United to sign Tyler Blackett.
Named: The nine players told they can leave United
Bastian Schweinsteiger is the most high profile, but the average age of the nine is 21.6. Oh, Jose.
Five loan players we’d forgotten all about
A Portuguese striker who’s going to the Euros, a Dutch international and a £20m signing, to name but three…