
Weekly awards: Sanchez, Kuyt, Mourinho, Dembele
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and United all feature, but the best own goal ever trumps everything else.
Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool and United all feature, but the best own goal ever trumps everything else.
There is some sobbing from Daniel Storey but a lot of laughter too in our weekly awards.
No prizes for guessing who wins goal of the week, but Bailly, Cech, Ronaldo and a Chelsea loanee feature too.
Two Liverpool players, an Arsenal loanee, a passionate Wilfried Zaha and Dele Alli’s right foot all feature.
Call your friends, notify your family – awards are handed out to Lingard, Wenger, Firmino and Dembele.
Poor Pogba, Stephane Sessegnon’s baby boy, Memphis excellence, Silva wizardry and silly Pulis all feature.
Tottenham take home three separate awards, while this week also features Downing at left wing-back. Eurgh.
A ‘Big Man’, a brilliant celebration, a Mkhitaryan, an Arsenal loanee, a Dembele rage and more feature.
Michail Antonio, Andy Carroll, Simon Mignolet, Pep Guardiola, a Man City reject, a Chelsea loanee and more…
The David to Liverpool’s Goliath, loanees from Arsenal and Tottenham, a West Ham transfer mistake…
Guardiola’s tactical changes, Lingard’s cross, Can’s pass and another new Dembele. Magic…
A brilliant 60 seconds, Pep is a massive fraud again, and a non-Garth Crooks Team of the Week.
Alexis Sanchez scored the best goal, but wasn’t the best player. Plus Pards, Mourinho, Fabregas and…
Karius, Sanchez, Lansbury….sessions. We have some more weekly awards. And yes, there’s a Dembele…
Is Virgil van Dijk the best defender in the PL? Wijnaldum, Wenger, Rodgers and Moyes also feature.
Alexis Sanchez is not human. Tim Sherwood, Adam Lallana and Eric Dier also feature.
The world might be slowly dying and dominated by hate, but we have weekly awards. Yay!
Petr Cech, Jose Mourinho, Shinji Okazaki, David Moyes and Fernandinho; come on down…
Ozil, Buffon, Chalobah, Nasri and Leicester all feature. But who is Dembele of the week?
Yer man Sam Allardyce features heavily, as does Skittles vodka and West Ham FanTV. Standard…
Alex Iwobi is a delight to watch. Tony Pulis was a tactical innovator. Antonio Conte was not.
International week? Pah. The awards, like Martin Skrtel’s commitment to bad defending, live on.
Raheem Sterling is our player of the week but who made the best/worst tactical moves? And more…