Sometimes you land a Nedved; sometimes you land a Poborsky. Euros shopping is always a risk.
Keep the fax machine unplugged, play sexy football, use youth, don't vilify innocent club doctors...
Winner of the Golden Boot or banger of those who chat sh*t? And where's Sergio Aguero?
Does Mesut Ozil get on the podium? Can anyone stop Riyad Mahrez? Where is Scott Sinclair?
Imagine in August thinking that the top four would be two Leicester players, a defender and Dembele
Another weight is removed from the shoulders of Joleon Lescott as the top ten defenders are named.
The top four or five goalkeepers this season are pretty straightforward. After that, it gets a bit tricky
Chelsea players unsurprisingly feature highly, as does a 'word-class centre forward'. Oh Christian
The first person to mention Cristiano Ronaldo loses. And don't bloody start with Roberto Carlos.
There are some bloody brilliant Dutch players to have graced these shores. Come celebrate them
A list of those always at the centre of mishap and mischief. And a couple of d*cks in there, too
Chubbiness + lovability = lovely chubbies. Inspired by a certain current PL chubster (not Hazard).
Never fear Villa, Newcastle, Norwich, Sunderland fans; some players do stay after relegation.
Astonishingly there are nine older than Michael Carrick. Fancy an old man this summer?
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