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Watching Son Heung-min and Raheem Sterling playing from amnesia this weekend made us very sad, and we all know misery loves company.
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The final months of Erik ten Hag at Manchester United could be seen coming from a mile off but Mo Salah and Mikel Arteta’s 2024s were less predictable.
Slot 5) and Arteta 6) in top 10 Premier League managers of 2024
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‘Desperate’ Liverpool buy in top 10 worst Premier League signings of the season
Including players from Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and Manchester United, here are our top 10 worst Premier League signings of the season.
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Top 10 post-Christmas title capitulations to frighten Liverpool
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Man United secure not one but two spots in the rundown of top 10 2024 sh*tshows
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Where will Man City 2024/25 end up in the top 10 worst Premier League title defences?
Manchester City are having a terrible time of it, so we’ve decided to be mean about them but also assorted other title winners who came unstuck.
Ten Premier League players who desperately need a January transfer
January is looming and these 10 Premier League players really need a move. There’s two from Chelsea and one Man Utd old man.
Ten great dribbles obviously include Pele and Best but a Manchester United star being embarrassed too
Pele and George Best obviously receive mentions when it comes to excellent dribbling, but a 1990s ‘rockstar’ embarrassed Manchester United once.
Top 10 all-time Premier League managers list has Guardiola at 2)
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Ten Small 12 Premier League stars catching Big Eight eyes in 2024/2025
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Ten of the greatest disallowed goals features Henry, Tiote and Schmeichel
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Ipswich and Wolves victories put Newcastle, Manchester City and Everton to shame
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Spurs, Man City but not Leicester among top 10 Forest-a-like surprise Premier League bolters
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The ten worst signings Erik ten Hag made at Manchester United sum up incredible waste
Manchester United sacked Erik ten Hag for a number of reasons but recruitment feels chief among them. His ten worst signings were made for almost £400m.
Top 10 Premier League signings of the season features Man City duo, £33m Arsenal star
Including one Arsenal addition and a Manchester City duo, here is our ranking of the top 10 Premier League signings of the season.
Top 10 Premier League starts features Newcastle collapses and further warnings for Liverpool
Liverpool have made an excellent start to life under Arne Slot but not quite excellent enough to make this list of fast starters.
Ten animals on the pitch include Ewood Park chicken and a rogue kangaroo
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Ten England internationals who haven’t retired yet but really should
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Man Utd plumbing new depths among top 10 surprises of the Premier League so far
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Top 10 Manchester United lows under the doomed Erik ten Hag
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From Bernardo to Klopp via Wenger and Jose: Top 10 post-match ‘proper football’ cryarsings
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Most Turkish Super Lig signings of the Turkish Super Lig window includes Man Utd, Chelsea flops
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Top 10 Premier League players, managers, clubs and even abstract ideas living on borrowed time
A varied collection of 10 people and things on borrowed time in the rarefied Premier League air. Yes, Angeball is one of them – fight us.
Ten Premier League players who are stuck until January, including £75m-rated Liverpool pair
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Top 10 Premier League summer signings includes one Man Utd buy and no Arsenal players
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Chelsea dominate top 10 most pointless summer signings but dodgy Newcastle purchase top
After a summer transfer window full of bizarre deals, we have ranked the top 10 most pointless signings made by Premier League clubs.